![Torchlight - Dan Bull](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/3284754422113925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 03.05.2015
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Torchlight |
I’m in the dungeon under torchlight, hunting for some more fights |
Lunging at these monsters with a hundred different sword types |
Sorry chum, this one just isn’t your night |
I’m plundering your undergarments, but they feel all tight |
I collect the sets of armour, check my rare pajamas |
I slot the buttonhole with ember for some extra mana |
My hotbar’s rock hard, I’m rough like a dog bark |
You’re taking a beating, I’ve got heart |
Drop bars like a bard practising a lost art |
Rap battling a path to the boss part |
On hard |
To ensure I’ve done the job I employ a wondrous wand |
You just can’t get the staff these days |
Go on, jog on |
Waving my piece at dangerous beasts, aim and then squeeze |
Flaming and making them bleed, draining their veins |
Changing their brain to debris, savour the pain and release |
When I slay 'em and the game says: |
«Your fame has increased» (Abracadabra) |
Open up a portal, get back to town |
Trade resources at the stores and then head back down |
Lay the smack down on an smorgasbord of organisms |
If you’ve got an issue with it, soz, it isn’t your decision |
This is an important mission, and in your position |
I’d put a cork in it, stop talking all this squawk and listen |
Or I’ll leave you in a poor condition, call a mortician |
There’s nothing more that we can do for you |
The lore’s been written |
Feed my pet a couple of fishes, delicious |
Please grant my wishes when I enchant my britches |
When I’m battling with a Mycon, see a Tu’tara pick a fight |
See a Ratlin get a fight on while I’m sparring with a Bittersprite |
Look |
I’m not the fickle type, never discriminated |
If it exists, then it begs to be eliminated |
Immolated |
And if I spring a Mimic imitating anything |
You better believe that I’ll obliterate it |
With a vicious uppercut, call it a facelift |
If you faith, pray 'cause your fate’s writ |
Gadzooks, look in my hands, loot gathered up to transmute |
The money that I earn gets burned like a damn Zoot |
I’m overloading on potions and just hoping |
I can go in on the next boss without overdosing |
All this alchemy is probably not healthy, meaning |
If I use it on my enemies it’ll be helping me |
Light the torches |
And get down |
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