
Date of issue: 11.06.2020
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier: 76 |
We’re all Soldier Seventy Six |
Except we’ll never be ripped |
American kids |
Getting to grips |
With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks |
We’re all Soldier Seventy Six |
Except we’ll never be ripped |
American kids |
Getting to grips |
With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks |
Welcome to the jungle |
What’s that rumbling? |
Is it tropic thunder? |
Or is it the bomb blowing up is it Osmium’s atomic number? |
There’s no time to ponder, wonder |
Los Muertos are on the run they’re coming for your daughters |
But there’s one man who will not succumb to bullies |
Villainy, tyranny, scum the slum |
At least somebody’s summoned the courage |
To come and be the one to fill them with steel |
Without pulling a gun on these silly billies |
Is he stealing his flow from Machine Gun Kelly |
Who he’s seen on telly? |
Nope, he’s already made the Killshot |
These other MC’s aren’t ready |
Steady aiming in a deadly game |
Deliver heavy pain |
Bigger than belly ache |
Ready made for giving hell and yet he’ll barely break |
At any stage |
Whether witnessing Chevy chase |
Chase Betty page |
He’ll make it evident he’s made mistakes |
And send him straight |
To an early grave |
Pearly gates, helix rockets |
Where’s he keep them? |
Really big pockets |
Locking and loading |
Whatever option he’s chosen |
He’s toting loads of more of what matters |
The former Morrison’s slogan |
So Logan Paul would be proud of the bodies |
He’s shot for promotion |
We’re all Soldier Seventy Six |
Except we’ll never be ripped |
American kids |
Getting to grips |
With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks |
We’re all Soldier Seventy Six |
Except we’ll never be ripped |
American kids |
Getting to grips |
With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks |
So heaven forbid |
You get in his shit |
Unless you’re exceptionally thick |
If your preference is |
Him letting you live |
Then leg it you better be quick |
Or the experts predict |
Your life expectancy’s set for a definite dip |
When Seventy Six |
Is leaving your body resembling ketchup and chips |
It’s Jack Morrison |
This track walloping |
So watch the words that come out your mouth |
Or he’ll leave your lip fat collagen |
Polishing his gun until he can see his face in it |
Aiming straight through his sights 'til he can see your face in it |
His tactical visor’s |
A tactic advisor |
A contraption devised |
To help him see the battlefield wiser |
Jack is the type of guy that’s thriving in a target rich environment |
And he likes settling arguments |
With armour, clips and armaments |
Sharp shooting, feel the needle sting |
Seventy Six is a mean old thing |
But is it his age or the name of Philadelphia’s B-ball team |
Once a young boy, farmer’s son |
All harmless fun |
'Til he joined the armed forces and encountered countless guns |
America’s pride and darling son |
Buried alive at Arlington |
But he wasn’t ready to go back to the soil |
His time of farming’s done |
He never died, he’s hardly begun |
He’s hardly started the fun’s just commencing |
There’s tons of aggressors |
He’d like to confront and fights to be won |
We’re all Soldier Seventy Six |
Except we’ll never be ripped |
American kids |
Getting to grips |
With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks |
We’re all Soldier Seventy Six |
Except we’ll never be ripped |
American kids |
Getting to grips |
With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks |
So heaven forbid |
You get in his shit |
Unless you’re exceptionally thick |
If your preference is |
Him letting you live |
Then leg it you better be quick |
Or the experts predict |
Your life expectancy’s set for a definite dip |
When Seventy Six |
Is leaving your body resembling ketchup and chips |
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