Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Fastest Tortoise on the Planet, artist - Dan Bull. Date of issue: 28.10.2015
Song language: English
The Fastest Tortoise on the Planet |
| Hello, it’s Dan Bull |
| Guinness World Records have challenged me to make a song using content from |
| their books |
| Guinness World Records 2016, Guinness World Record 2016 Gamer’s Edition |
| I said I could make songs about anything |
| So uh |
| Challenge accepted |
| Here we go |
| If you’re a tortoise |
| It doesn’t matter |
| You can still be the fastest tortoise on the planet |
| Practice makes perfect |
| So put the work in |
| To succeed isn’t free |
| You’ve got to earn it |
| Take every calorie and burn it |
| Take every curveball that hits you, return it |
| Take every lesson and learn it |
| Until the fact you’re the best is the verdict |
| Whether you do it alone or play in a team |
| The world’s one big arcade machine |
| There’s seven billion of us playing |
| Each unique |
| Get engaged in the game |
| And then chase your dream |
| Take control |
| Roll with the punches |
| Break the mold |
| Take a stroll on your crutches |
| Refine your craft and your talent |
| 'Til nobody else on the planet can touch it |
| I want to be the biggest |
| The strongest |
| The oldest |
| The youngest |
| The fastest |
| The longest |
| I wanna be the largest |
| The tallest |
| The brightest |
| The darkest |
| The hardest |
| The smallest |
| I wanna be me |
| I wanna be the best I can be |
| I wanna be me |
| I wanna be the best that I can be |
| My goodness (x8) |
| Look |
| If there’s anything the tortoise taught us |
| It’s to never tread water |
| Never cut corners |
| To take no quarter |
| When you break those borders |
| Whether you |
| Deform your face |
| Eat all the grapes |
| Or crush a biscuit betwixt your shoulder blades |
| Grow your fingernails out |
| Run in clogs |
| Spit flames |
| Raise funny dogs |
| What are you the best at? |
| Better than the rest at? |
| What are you self taught? |
| Or genetically blessed at? |
| Whoever you are there’s a record you can set |
| Fact |
| When I said you’ve got potential |
| I meant that |
| And approach each unique plan |
| Two thumbs up |
| On each hand |
| Write it down with the world’s biggest ball point pen |
| And then |
| Do it all again |
| To the end |
| I want to be the biggest |
| The strongest |
| The oldest |
| The youngest |
| The fastest |
| The longest |
| I wanna be the largest |
| The tallest |
| The brightest |
| The darkest |
| The hardest |
| The smallest |
| I wanna be me |
| I wanna be the best I can be |
| I wanna be me |
| I wanna be the best that I can be |
| That was alright, wasn’t it? |