
Date of issue: 30.09.2016
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
The Bestiary |
I’m Geralt of Rivia |
Could I be pithier |
While ripping through the fibulas and tibias of idiots? |
There isn’t a living thing I couldn’t kill at all |
Kill them all with a silver sword |
No wonder Vizima built that wall |
Whether Golem, Vodnick, Godling, Foglet, Doppler, Cockatrice, Dog, or Botchling |
Warg or Chort or Forktail |
You all fail |
Ghouls and wolves |
I pull a Werewolf by his tail |
Drown the Devil by the Well |
Burn the Dragon of Fyresdal |
Wild white wolves and Wyverns fight Cyclops and Sirens |
Nightwraiths, Hybrids and Hyms and Ice Giants |
Seems these beasts are very keen to be seen in the bestiary |
Venomous, more than a bee sting |
Know what I mean Emreis? |
Half swordplay |
Slay my way through the bestiary |
Half wordplay |
Phrases painting your obituary |
Half swordplay |
Slay my way through the bestiary |
Half wordplay |
Phrases painting your obituary |
For monsters I use a steel will and silver sword, done |
And for man I use a steel sword and a silver tongue |
I’m built hard to deal with Nilfgaard |
I’m real scarred |
And I will kill even when I spar with guards |
But it’s the children of the wilderness I’m skilled with killing |
When I’m not chilling |
Getting my fill of different women |
Well, I have it out with Alghouls and Howlers |
Gargoyles and Drowners |
Nithral, Trolls, Hounds, D’ao, Salma, Devourers |
Lamias, Harpies, Sarastis and Rotfiends and Ogres and Crones |
Hurting Kernun, Beserkers, Shriekers, Beasts and Ghosts |
Nekker, Necrophage, Specter, Pesta, Pest or Penitent |
Relict, Imp, Bear or Djinn, Therazane or Eredin |
Elementa, Leshen, Endregas and Ekimmaras |
While I meditate and wait, you’ll never see tomorrow |
Plague Maidens and Wraiths, Graveirs, and Grave Hags |
Cave Trolls, White Ladies and Wham-A-Whams |
Water Hag, Morvuud, Tangleores and Ekhidnas |
Pull apart Mourntarts, Shriekers, Fiends and Mucknixers |
Imlerith, Ifrits, Spirits, and Speartips and Griffins |
From Katakan to Basilisk and frickin' itchy Midges |
Imagine Guybrush Threepwood meets Clint Eastwood |
I wish a beast would |
It’d be ploughing reet good |
Half swordplay |
Slay my way through the bestiary |
Half wordplay |
Phrases painting your obituary |
Half swordplay |
Slay my way through the bestiary |
Half wordplay |
Phrases painting your obituary |
For monsters I use a steel will and silver sword, done |
And for man I use a steel sword and a silver tongue |
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