| We are the Khajit, the elite sneak thief
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| Concealing the secrets that we each keep
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| With the leanest of feet and the meanest of teeth
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| We can clean out your keeps in just three minutes each
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| So that means if you need something stealing
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| Then really you need to just leave it to me: the Khajit
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| Look it up, Skooma’s the new drug and cooking it up
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| We produce it with moon sugar, it’ll soon soothe your troubles
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| As you just succumb to the tune of the drums and the lutes
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| As they hum and they hoot and they strum and they shoot
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| With the stars, under the blue of the moons
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| As we run on the rooves through ruins and roots
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| We are ruling the roost robbing rubies and runes
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| You will rue being rude when you reach our lair
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| And you’ll kneel at the throne of the prince of Elsweyr
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| Our opinion’s the dominion is a kingdom that’ll bring Nirn
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| To ascendance with a vengeance, not dependent on a thing, no
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| We’re wood elves, what else?
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| Wood houses are where we delve and we dwell in the dells
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| Some seldom would doubt if you touch our trees
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| You’ll be held to account
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| Down for the count down under the canopy
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| What now for you? |
| Well, you’re becoming a canapé
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| See, we eat each other, we’re cannibalistic
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| And it’s a compliment if you should call us animalistic
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| We’re symbiotic with the living things we live with
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| Resist affliction, Vigor, lead the leaves and lift spirits
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| These forests will remain forever Bosmer
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| Real archers in the woods, never mention Kevin Costner
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| I tote a bow that no-one else could aim as good
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| So don’t claim you could
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| Or I’ll make acquainted, feather, brain and wood
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| Made of Aldmeri blood, the place we hail from, Valenwood
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| We came and took our native place and greatly raised it up
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| Yeah, be quiet now, we’re the high elves
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| We’re tall enough to take things off really high shelves
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| We do the bidding of the scrolls of praxis
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| You’ll find us casting magic over holding axes
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| Exalted and thin with golden tanned skin
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| Behold the aristocratic and magnaminous grand kin
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| Descended from the deities so say your prayers please
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| We’ve agents every place, increase the range Ayren sees
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| Clearly superior in whatever area we dare to appear in
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| There ain’t a better Mer here, the more the merrier
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| So where are your men when you need them?
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| They see us and flee, fled in terror
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| You’ll wish you wielded just some of that style
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| When we use the common tongue to summon that bile
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| If you come and get vile in the summerset isle
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| Then I’ma set fire to your bum and get wild |