| Have you ever seen a man climbing a wall
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| Up the side of a building that is decidedly tall?
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| Who despite gravity trying is declining to fall
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| One can only imagine the flipping size of his balls
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| Well that’s me known as Spiderman or Spidey
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| And I’m called Peter Parker really though I should be Peter Parkour
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| Leaping through the dark gloomy city coming at you
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| Weaving over roofs like a traditional thatcher
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| So no matter your stance or your status or statue
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| You, bad guys, are flies and I’m going to catch you
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| This one’s for Gwen and uncle Ben, dedicated to Aunt May
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| I’m the man you dress up as when you’re too lazy to cosplay
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| Does whatever a spider can (hey)
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| He’s not a mutant, it’s an overactive thyroid gland (wo)
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| I’m delivering this line from my diaphragm (hey)
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| If you still don’t get it — here’s a diagram (ey)
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| I’m Iron Man but without the massive salary
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| I’m Bruce Wayne if he had a loving family
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| I’m Bruce Banner but without being ripped or angry
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| I’m the Black Panther but without much of a tan on me
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| I’m the Flash if he hadn’t even ran at speed
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| I’m Jean Grey but with a double a cup mammary
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| I’m Deadpool if he lacked a personality
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| I’m James Gunn without directing Guardians of the Galaxy-oh
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| I’ll just pop out for a vertical jog
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| Where buildings penetrate the sky like a cervical swab
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| I started at the bottom now I’m traversing atop
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| A massive phallic symbol as if it’s my personal knob
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| Err, you’ll have to take my word for it, but I’m this handsome
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| Definitely not a virgin
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| My dick Branson
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| Oh sorry, I just went off on a big tangent
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| But now I’m trapping you in the web like Chris Hansen
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| Does whatever a spider can (hey)
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| Goes hard like a penile implant (wo)
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| Does whatever a spider can (hey)
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| Apart from eating their mate during copulation that we know of anyway
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| Spider-man
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| I’m a happy kind of rapper guy
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| No grime pretense
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| Yeah, I’m a little camp but so are tiny tents
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| Look, in my defense, I can’t rely on my spidey sense
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| And I can’t deny that I’m immense
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| So why pretend? |
| It’s kind of dense
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| I’m the headliner, you guys are the side events
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| I fly across the skyline while you try to climb a fence
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| High flying Fashionista wrapped in tight lycra
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| Defying expectations of my critics like bycra
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| Say I can’t swing roof to roof — that’s fake news
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| It’s not up to me to prove the truth
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| So if you dispute then I refuse to tiptoe
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| You can take it straight up with Stan Lee and Steve Ditko
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| It’s risky like investing into P2P crypto
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| Or expecting to see Diplo at the D of E disco
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| So come along to my swingers club
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| I’ll bring the white stuff if you bring the bub
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| I’ve got a thing for Kinbaku
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| The kink I love and don’t be scared if you find a spider in the tub
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| I’m here to help you get over arachnophobia
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| So don’t be afraid
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| You’re like a cobweb when I blow you away
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| Does whatever a spider can (hey)
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| Gets ASMR during an eye exam (wo)
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| Spider-man, Spider-man
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| Never constipated, thanks to high fibre bran (hey)
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| Let me promote for a mo, hope you don’t mind the spam
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| This track’s on Google Music, Spotify and Tidal, damn (ey) |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Spiderman! Spider Man! Hyphenated as Spider-Man!, artist - Dan Bull. Album song Generation Gaming XVIII, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп