Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Skyrim Accident Helpline , by - Dan Bull. Song from the album Songs of Skyrim, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хопSkyrim Accident Helpline |
| Are you a Skyrim resident? |
| Had an accident that wasn’t you’re fault? |
| Then call the Skyrim Accident Helpline now |
| «I used to be an adventurer |
| But I took an arrow to the knee» |
| «I was right in a dungeon, with my companion |
| When he carelessly stepped on a pressure plate |
| And I was smashed in the face |
| With a spiky metal grid |
| I had to spend two weeks off work |
| Recoverin' in the Temple of Kynareth» |
| «I was in the middle of an epic battle |
| With a frost dragon |
| When I slipped on an icy patch it had made |
| And grazed my shin» |
| When restoration spells just aren’t enough |
| Skyrim Accident Helpline can help you |
| Claim the compensation you deserve |
| There’s no Fus |
| If you don’t win |
| You won’t pay a single Septim |
| So give us a shout on |
| Lun-lo-mey-vo-ov-aus |
| No lollygagging! |
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