Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Skyrim Accident Helpline, artist - Dan Bull. Album song Songs of Skyrim, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 30.10.2016
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Skyrim Accident Helpline |
Are you a Skyrim resident? |
Had an accident that wasn’t you’re fault? |
Then call the Skyrim Accident Helpline now |
«I used to be an adventurer |
But I took an arrow to the knee» |
«I was right in a dungeon, with my companion |
When he carelessly stepped on a pressure plate |
And I was smashed in the face |
With a spiky metal grid |
I had to spend two weeks off work |
Recoverin' in the Temple of Kynareth» |
«I was in the middle of an epic battle |
With a frost dragon |
When I slipped on an icy patch it had made |
And grazed my shin» |
When restoration spells just aren’t enough |
Skyrim Accident Helpline can help you |
Claim the compensation you deserve |
There’s no Fus |
If you don’t win |
You won’t pay a single Septim |
So give us a shout on |
Lun-lo-mey-vo-ov-aus |
No lollygagging! |