| In year 7 at school I remember that all I aimed to be
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| Was a professional rapper, gamer or comedian
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| Well guess what, mate? |
| Today I’m all three of them
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| And we’re saving up for payments to replace my faulty eardrums
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| I aspired to be «Eminem meets Monty Python»
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| With enough cash stockpiled to live my life on
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| And now I’m getting there I tell myself: «nice one»
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| While trolls send descriptions of the illness I should die from
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| Hello, is anybody home? |
| Turn the lights on
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| Why do you think that you can tell me what to do in my song?
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| Don’t construct a moral code that you expect me to adhere to
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| You’re a mere shrew in a field of views
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| So I can’t even hear you
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| Your opinion doesn’t mean a thing to me
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| If I’d have listened to it, I wouldn’t be in this industry
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| Wouldn’t have made the friends I share a passion with
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| Travel with, make videos and have a stack of fun just rapping with
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| To make a living playing games? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To make a living saying things? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To start my day by writing rhymes? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To never work a 9 to 5? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To be my own manager? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
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| I’m the one that’s doing things, the rest of you are talking
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| How can I have sold out? |
| I never bought in
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| I rarely make a love song, prefer dropping lovebombs
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| But when it’s time to spar, I’m the first to put the gloves on
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| Life is a prize fight for a shine of the limelight
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| And I’m loving every round of it, the Mike Tyson of my life
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| I remember dreading a 9 to 5, suit and tie
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| Talk about doing time, this was do or die
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| Socially acceptable type of suicide
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| Why should you or I let a single other human being rule our life
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| Life is an RPG, and we need more than XP
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| So larp with me; |
| I won’t charge a fee if you impress me
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| Do it deftly and there’s no end to what you can get free
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| I love to chase success, I state that expressly
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| I’ve never compromised my mission or integrity
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| My mission is to do whatever I think’s best for me
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| Eventually I’ll write lyrics on flipping everything
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| Meanwhile I’ll take a check to give the list a bit of editing
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| To make a living playing games? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To make a living saying things? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To start my day by writing rhymes? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To never work a 9 to 5? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To be my own manager? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
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| I’m the one that’s doing things, the rest of you are talking
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| How can I have sold out? |
| I never bought in
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| I’m not the Wolf of Wall Street
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| I’m just a Bull that’s balls deep
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| In every opportunity for improvement I see before me
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| A song with product placement creates a complication
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| Even when accompanied by an honest statement
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| And if I want to be an honored statesman
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| I’ve got to make it proper blatant
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| So I’m only going to say it once:
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| My songs are entertainment, they’re not a concrete statement
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| And if you take a rap track as fact, then you are mistaken
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| I’m not endorsing shit, unless I say it’s good
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| I never have and never will tell a fib in exchange for paper
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| Perhaps your perspective would be turned round
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| If you’d assessed the prospective shit that I had turned down
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| I’ve spurned thousands of pounds from powerful people
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| 'Cause I found out just how they’re treating creatures and it isn’t peaceful
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| So, to all my critics and my haters, God bless
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| I’m not a sellout, nah, I’m a success
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| To make a living playing games? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To make a living saying things? |
| Hell yeah!
|
| To start my day by writing rhymes? |
| Hell yeah!
|
| To never work a 9 to 5? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To be my own manager? |
| Hell yeah!
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| To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
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| I’m the one that’s doing things, the rest of you are talking
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| How can I have sold out? |
| I never bought in |