Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Crash Bandicoot vs. Neo Cortex, artist - Dan Bull. Album song Generation Gaming XIV, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 23.01.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Crash Bandicoot vs. Neo Cortex |
It’s the Bull- Dan Bull |
With my mate age, SAV-age |
We’re gonna go back in time now |
Way back, to when it was still socially acceptable |
For an anthropomorphic marsupial to wear high-tops! |
'Cause I’m Crash |
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes |
You don’t really know me for my dancing moves |
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot! |
I’m Crash |
I said Crash |
I’m Crash |
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot! |
They call me Crash B-B-Bandicoot |
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes |
My genetics were enhanced in a lab |
By two N. Sane scientists, I knew what I had to do |
(Break free) |
I’ve got to think quick and run |
From the doctors and wow, I can spin, kick and jump |
Running through the lab like a young George Best |
I can reach a vortex, just three or four steps |
Standing in my way I can see a forehead |
My creator, my nemesis, Neo Cortex |
He’s a nearly bald man with a goatee |
With a big 'N' on his head |
And 'O' 'B' are the two letters that are kept in his coat, see |
'N.O.B.' |
would look better for the slow readers |
Running through the levels where rocks are rolling there |
I’m dodging fire, riding on hogs and polar bears |
And I haven’t got a care when I grab an Aku Aku |
'Cause you ain’t gonna hurt me when |
(Ooga booga!) |
Thank you! |
There’s lots to fear, see |
I’m dodging TNT and boxes that are green |
But wait, I’ve got to pause for a slo-mo |
Eyebrows up and down always, I’m loco |
Man, I should be armed with a GoPro |
You can watch me while I’m searching for Tawna and Coco |
I should be at a disco with friends |
Instead I’m collecting these crystals and gems |
No pistols or anything vicious |
'Cause this is for kids, but us kids are now men |
Equip me with anything, watch me come for you |
My bazooka is shooting you with a Wumpa fruit |
Forget your five a day, I got a hundred too |
That’ll puncture through you, you’ll need a number two |
'Cause I’m Crash |
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes |
You don’t really know me for my dancing moves |
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot! |
I’m Crash |
I said Crash |
I’m Crash |
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot! |
My birth certificate says Neo Periwinkle Cortex |
The best nemesis that ever did draw breath |
Perfectionist, vivisectionist with a special gift |
For resurrecting minions from any critters, pets and shit |
But I bet I never win a nobel prize |
I presume they’ve got a policy: No bad guys |
If you don’t know me, I’m the mojo thief |
Giving loads of grief to boatloads of peeps |
Because they’re so beneath me, nobody sees |
As deeply the scope of my rogueish schemes |
In preschool I was the recipient of ridicule |
Pretty please do tell me now: Who’s the silly fool? |
When I minimize the planet 'til it’s miniscule |
Making the Pacific Ocean fit into the kiddy pool |
You’re a little waste of energy, so I kilojoule |
You must admit it, isn’t being an evil villain cool? |
If I look like a stereotypical bad guy |
The reason is because I am one, that’s why |
But far more than a mere mad scientist |
Rewiring household appliances |
I am the vilest nihilist, tirelessly riotous |
Fracturing alliances, confirming biases |
Cultivating viruses, causing mild psoriasis |
Yes I’m getting under your skin, like an itch |
I am an antagonist, like Dan is to Savage |
That’s just how I cope with my emotional baggage |
Do you know how it feels to have a head so massive |
You can walk down the pavement and still stop traffic? |
Remastered with Nil block graphics |
Twenty years on and we still drop classics |
The mic’s real hot but I will not pass it |
So go and shout it from the hilltops, SAV, it’s |
'Cause I’m Crash |
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes |
You don’t really know me for my dancing moves |
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot! |
I’m Crash |
I said Crash |
I’m Crash |
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot! |
I rather enjoyed that |
Do you know I never actually played Crash Bandicoot? |
I pretty much just… reworded the Wikipedia article on Neo Cortex |
So it rhymed a bit better |
That’s essentially my job |