Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Regarding Cricket, artist - Dan Bull. Date of issue: 06.01.2012
Song language: English
Regarding Cricket |
| Regarding cricket |
| The object is not wickets |
| It’s about who can bring the biggest naval frigate |
| And although our military has recently diminished significantly, we |
| Pommies |
| Will arrive on your shores with the force of a tsunami |
| So run back to your mommy |
| Who needs the atomic bomb when you’ve got the Barmy Army? |
| New age English Tommies |
| We’re a larger imposing threat |
| Than that of the Commies |
| In the 1950s |
| We’ve beaten the West Indians, Zimbabweans, Namibians |
| South Africans, Jamaicans and Sri Lankans |
| And the Pakistanis, who were particularly shoddy |
| We broke their will like a faulty latex rubber johnny |
| So I don’t mean to come across as snobby |
| But an Aussie isn’t something that particularly bothers me |
| I’m not a bigot |
| But regarding cricket |
| I don’t need a ticket |
| I stay comfy in my armchair |
| Hidden away like Monty Panesar’s hair |
| Panesar Panesar Pane Panesar Panesar |
| Panesar Panesar Pane Panesar |
| Regarding cricket |
| Our odds of winning are shorter than a midget |
| The sum of our runs will come to triple digits |
| And once we’ve begun, we won’t succumb, we won’t relinquish |
| Til we’ve ripped this wretched district |
| Into bits quick, it’s horrific |
| The skill exhibited will kill your spirit quick |
| Until it is the integrity of a soaked rich tea biscuit |
| Once I’ve dipped it |
| In my tea |
| Oh, and by the way, I’m also an MC |
| Ripping the track, taking your ball, never giving it back |
| One of the best leg spinners to bat in the entire history of rap |
| I display a way with words that’s patently absurd |
| I’ve stayed at the top of my game far longer than Dickie Bird, Observe: |
| I was in Australia on the day the bails were burned |
| And ever since I’ve yearned for the return of that little urn |
| It’s a longing, an urge, the wanting of birds and bonking |
| Disperses into insignificance compared to that one thing |
| Now allow me to tell you something that I’ve heard |
| Ricky Ponting’s skills are somewhat wanting in that regard |
| Regard, regard, regarding cricket |
| Certain players are depraved and thus they behave in ways illicit |
| If I drop my trousers and expose my rump, will you kiss it? |
| For luck |
| I said if I pull my trousers down and present you my rump, will you kiss it |
| On the off stump? |
| Will you kiss it? |
| (end like this) |