
Date of issue: 16.04.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Red Dead Resentment |
I had dreams of starring in spaghetti westerns |
I’d be Clint Eastwood |
But he’s tough, and better dressed |
But luckily for me |
There is a way to live my fantasy |
The Red Dead franchise |
Will let me be that man for cheap |
My own family won’t even know me |
I’m Dan Houser meets Sergio Leone |
I saw the trailer for the game |
And thought my brain would fall away |
It made my morning great |
Tore away the ball and chain |
I say i’m Dan Houser meets Sergio Leone |
Now hang about a moment |
While I saddle up my pony |
I’m ready to roam |
Into the desert alone |
Stepping into the unknown |
Heading in westward ho |
Ahead of the heather the zephyr has blown |
I’m there for the treasure, the throne |
Whenever I get it I’m setting off home |
To my homestead |
Where i’d better declare my intention to own |
Red Dead Redemption |
But wait |
What did we forget to mention? |
A simultaneous release on Steam? |
No intention |
But why do you feel the need |
To tease the PC players? |
To keep us waiting is the cheapest sales technique |
The same as GTA is |
So yet again the Steam train’s been delayed |
Come on, Rockstar |
That’s a cheeky way to treat a mate |
Yeah, make us pay upon the day you brought it out once |
Then port to PC after about |
Ooh |
Twelve months |
Back in the 90's you guys were PC pioneers |
The kind i’d like to buy a beer |
Here’s my shoulder, cry a tear |
Now you provide a new title every five years |
On proprietary gear |
Just let me buy it here |
See, i’m Dan Houser meets Sergio Leone |
If Sergio Leone was only owned by Sony |
Fkin' blow me |
I’m sorry I said that |
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