| Fresh… for 1911, you suckas!
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| Listen, I got a story to tell
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| His name was John Marston, a hard un former outlaw
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| Taken by the FBI, so what they let him out for?
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| They wanted him to scout where his old gang hanged
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| And help them to see that his old gang hanged
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| They were a rag tag band ravaging the badlands
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| There was only one way that this’d end: Bang! |
| Bang!
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| Found Bill Williamson at Fort Mercer
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| Met the wrong end of his gun, could call it murder
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| But Marston was found, dying parched on the ground
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| By the bonniest farmer around: Bonnie MacFarlane and now
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| John in his honour did odd jobs with her father and helped
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| Looped lassos lobbed and fires put out
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| Riding the finest mount, got to explore
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| Living the life that he liked in the great outdoors
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| Ambushing, hunting, trapping, interrupting public hangings
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| Such a bunch of random encounters and misunderstandings
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| But I’m not done with rambling, and John’s not done with gambling
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| Dueling, looking out for bounties, pulling plants and fully handling
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| Any damn business this district could imagine witnessing
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| Hanging with Dickens, Harold, Landon Ricketts
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| Attacking antagonists from henchmen to the head, the boss
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| From van der Linde, Allende to Edgar Ross
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| Enter Dead Eye, whereby time kinda stops
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| Then many enemies get shot, a lot
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| Guns cocked and locked, one shot could stop an ox
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| Options? |
| Not a lot; |
| they’ve got to drop
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| 'Cos they’re chock a block with bullet holes like dot to dot
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| Those watching are like «What the fock?!»
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| Got their attention, that’s audience retention
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| Enemies left red and dead: redemption
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| Got your attention, that’s audience retention
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| Enemies left red and dead: redemption
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| Red Dead Redemption
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| Red Dead Redemption
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| Red Dead Redemption
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| Red Dead Redemption |