
Date of issue: 24.02.2014
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Pitch Invasion |
See me? |
I stepped straight off the rugby pitch |
Pierced my cauliflower ears |
With the ugly stick |
Fed up of scrummages |
Where funny kids would hug me quick |
I thought «I need a new sport» |
Then it suddenly clicked |
I’d jump ship |
As soon as I could find a good port |
Head to the States |
And get a taste of college football |
I’m standin' out |
I make a talent scout say |
«Hang about! |
This is the man |
That we’ve been tryin' to hatch a plan without?» |
A British rugger lover |
Over on shore leave |
The kid’s a lucky bugger |
My clover’s four-leafed |
So don’t ignore me |
I’m on the road to glory |
Rollin' over rows of foes |
Like a coach and horsies |
If only I was coachin' your team |
Raw meat, I throw the ball deep |
Into enemy territory |
Takin' on all teams |
The very best from each college |
I’ll tackle them so hard |
They’ll never eat solids |
Demolish your defence |
Leave them in the deep end |
It’s D-Day |
The invasion of D-A-N |
Check those credentials |
Pro potential |
My flow’s torrential |
So whatever you throw in my direction |
Is inconsequential |
Techniques are confidential |
You wanna step to me? |
Please, come on, be sensible |
Petty fools |
Try to knock me off my pedestal |
Like the heavy fall |
You’re inevitably headed for |
Reignin' forever |
So you better head indoors |
My whole rhyme’s a goldmine |
Fetch the Seven Dwarves |
«Good heavens, Lord |
What else do you have in store?» |
I got it locked |
Knock knockin' up on heaven’s door |
This is the situation |
A British pitch invasion |
Bringin' everythin' except the kitchen sink |
Sorry, «kitchen basin» |
And this is just the initiation |
Of the Brit invasion |
A bit of vindication |
For the fact I never had an invitation |
Still reignin' forever |
Precipitation |
A little bit of titillation |
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