| Hey hey hey this is PewDiePie’s channel
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| And if you don’t like that I’ll slap you with a flannel
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| Hop on my camel and chase you to the North Pole
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| Aaaah my camel’s out of control!
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| Run, run, call the police
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| I’m going to the zoo there’s animals to release
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| I’ll take them all home and show them my games
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| Take pictures of them all (smile!) and keep them in frames
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| His name is PewDiePie, ladies claim he’s a cutie pie
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| Millions other disagree and say he’s just a stupid guy
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| So who is right? |
| Let’s look at the facts
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| Dudes that like him, or that attack?
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| Hang on a sec, what does it matter?
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| Refuse to fight, it’s a horrible act
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| I could pick some bogeys out of my nose
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| Or watch something else that is gross with thousands of bros
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| I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes
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| Or I could buy a PewDiePie tee like thousands of bros
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| What you talkin bout, PewDiePie?
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| You’re not making any sense bro, you be high
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| You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie
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| But you’ll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie
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| I’m taking on YouTube in a tutu, woo hoo
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| I’m bigger than you, you and you… boo hoo!
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| There’s loads of dudes getting in feuds with Pewds
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| But I’m infused with juice and ready to bruise these noobs
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| I’m a velocirapper, ferocious
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| A new subscriber every day since diplodocus
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| I’m clearly the dopest, the rest of you are hopeless
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| I’m on a global stage, you’re on some sofas
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| You’re bogus, hocus pocus, no focus
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| I can’t decide if I should punch you or give you a brofist
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| You look as if you stole your sister’s hair
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| Aww watch you gonna do, throw Mr. Chair?
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| I could write poetry and flowery prose
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| Or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros
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| I could water the garden, I’ve got flowers to hose
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| Or I could stay inside the house online with thousands of bros
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| What you talkin bout, PewDiePie?
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| You’re not making any sense bro, you be high
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| You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie
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| But you’ll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie
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| Edgar Allen, Edgar Allen, are you responsible for what I’m smellin?
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| I’m rippedy rapping and bibbedy bapping and hippedy hopping
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| There’s nobody stopping me., so whatever you’re watching
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| You better be paying attention to P… E…WDIEPIE
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| He’s even sweeter than a blueberry pie
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| I feel like I’m motherfucking stuck in this duck
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| It makes me want to quack like what the fuck is that
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| Genius Pewds strikes again with the speed of Raikkonen
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| And if I couldn’t watch his videos I think my life would end
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| So, goodbye bros, see you tomorrow
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| Yeah so, goodbye bros, No Stephano!
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| I could play a moba game for hours til pro
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| Or I could choose to stay on YouTube with thousands of bros
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| I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows
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| Or I could join the chorus of this one, how does it go?
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| What you talkin bout, PewDiePie?
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| You’re not making any sense bro, you be high
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| You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie
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| But you’ll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song PewDiePie Rap , by - Dan Bull. Song from the album PewDiePie Rap, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп