| Hello!
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| So, alot of people want to know what «MC"stands for
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| «Is it, uh, 'microphone controller'?»
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| Nope
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| «Is it 'Master of Ceremony'?»
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| Nope, certainly not
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| It’s Minecraft!
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| And I am Dan Bull
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| I’ve got to admit
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| I rather like playing Minecraft
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| Even though the graphic style’s
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| Older than an iron bath
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| Creative’s great but on survival
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| I am crap
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| It’s like the beginning of Oblivion
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| With the giant rats
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| Swingin' my fists around
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| And all I hit’s the ground
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| This shit’s tricky
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| And I’m not spittin' about the Bristol sound
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| Wish I could be whipping out
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| A pixelated pistol, pow!
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| Pigman down
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| Now let’s hit the town
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| Before I got this game I promise you
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| I did go out
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| But I’ve given it up for bricks
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| I’m clinically addicted now
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| I need my fix
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| Or else I’ll never leave my little house
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| Until I make it bigger
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| When my finger simply clicks the mouse
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| It fills me with a sensation of power
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| That’s why I’m building me a sensational tower
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| To compensate for the shame
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| When I gaze down in the shower
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| I’ve played for hours
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| I need to wee, so later
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| I’ll have to change my trousers
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| Just one more block
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| And I swear I’ll stop (Swear I’ll stop)
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| Just one more block
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| And I swear I’ll stop (Shush)
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| Never mind beta blockers
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| I’m playing beta
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| And the blocks keep dropping
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| Like SEGA’s stocks lately
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| Watch
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| I’m taking mobs down
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| Like a crazy cop
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| It’ll take a hand amputation
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| To make me stop
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| Go figure
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| My axe and crafting table made me lots
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| Gold digger
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| Bigger than Kanye and Jamie Foxx
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| Behaving like an 80's b-boy
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| Breaking rocks
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| Remaking the Museum of Buildings
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| At Avoncroft
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| It’s like a Lego set
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| With infinite bricks
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| And no chance of your vacuum cleaner
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| Pickin' up the bits
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| When I feel philosophical
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| I sit and look at it
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| And think I’d rather dig
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| Than touch Vanessa Hudgens' tits
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| It’s like a game of Jenga
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| Without your friends beside
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| And there’s a side
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| I’m quite eager to emphasize
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| Of course it’s a geeky venture
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| Are you then surprised
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| Someone made a life-size model
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| Of the Enterprise?
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| I went and tried that myself
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| But I got bored quick
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| Although I still managed to replicate
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| The Borg ship
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| And all it took
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| Was one brick
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| And one click
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| I know what you’re thinking
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| No need to say it
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| I’m sick
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| Just one more block
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| And I swear I’ll stop
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| Just one more block
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| And I swear I’ll stop
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| «You play Minecraft?
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| Oh my God
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| You’re such a square»
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| «Yeah, I like Minecraft
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| It’s positively delicious
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| Dan Bull
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| Do you dig?
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| I do» |