| Why are video games so bloody violent?
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| Mindless?
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| Man, it’s time to rewind
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| To a time where the action was colourful and innocent
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| Moms and dads didn’t have to be diligent
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| Didn’t have to panic for the kids becoming militant
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| Mario’s back and it’s brilliant
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| I’m a wholesome character that’s suitable for children
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| A real role model when I’m leaping off a building
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| Come on kids, follow me
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| Follow me
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| One
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| Two
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| Three
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| Jump off
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| And weeeeee
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| Dash through traffic shouting «tally ho»
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| Can you run down the road as fast as Mario?
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| I’m a show you pipes
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| A variety of types
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| Hash pipes
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| Crack pipes
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| Pass me a light
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| I’m jacked up on mushrooms
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| Listening to rush tunes
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| Puff, puff, pass me the carrot
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| Motherfuck you
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| Fuck
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| Yeah
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| Oh no Mario!
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| Fuck
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| Yeah
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| Oh no Mario!
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| Fucking listen
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| Roll up to the club and I jump on the table
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| Engage in R-rated behaviour that’s shameful
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| Fuck the haters straight up mate
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| You can jump on a turle, and make it painful
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| I’m only saving princess Peach
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| To get a piece and pinch her peaches
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| Preach!
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| I’m going to break that bum when I get her home
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| But I’ve got the shakes man, I’m coming off the methadone
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| So I scoff another plate full of goombas
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| Make her suck me off on the rug like a roomba
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| Oorah
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| Rebel rabble rouser
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| That’ll yank down bowser’s trousers
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| And I sell drugs, plumbing is a front
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| I’m addressing every woman as a cunt
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| Roughing up a punk
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| While I’m puffing on a blunt
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| Duppy motherfuckers and I stuff them in the trunk
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| Fuck finishers in Mortal Kombat
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| Oh no Mario!
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| Mario’s already been there, don’t that
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| Oh no Mario!
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| Fuck Carmageddon
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| And fuck Manhunt
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| Oh no Mario!
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| Mario’s worse, he’s a God damn cunt
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| Oh no Mario!
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| Spin my hat front to back then back to front
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| I bet you can’t do that, you cunt
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| I’m a little fucking fat fucking plumber
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| Fucking taking on fucking any fucking comer
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| I’m a
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| Loose cannon on the loose
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| With an appetite for animal abuse
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| Don’t like jews
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| I don’t like you
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| Don’t like anybody, hang them from a noose
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| Enacting atrocities
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| Cruelty of all kinds
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| Bloodbaths
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| Massacres
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| Slaughter
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| And war crimes
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| Napalming your jungle leaves
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| While I’m shaking the junk in my dungarees
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| But you won’t get a crumb from me
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| Because I’m from the streets of New Donk City
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| Out the Barrio
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| And I’m heading for hell
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| It’s a me Mario
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| Beheading infidels
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| Fuck Saints Row
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| Fuck Grand Theft Auto
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| Oh no Mario!
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| Mario’s going to come and cut your throat
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| Oh no Mario!
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| Fuck Doom
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| Fuck hatred
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| Oh no Mario!
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| Mario’s raping all that is sacred
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| Oh no Mario! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Oh No Mario! , by - Dan Bull. Song from the album Generation Gaming XII, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп