Lyrics Not About Fortnite - Dan Bull

Not About Fortnite

This song’s not about Fortnite.
It’s about how it’s not about Fortnite.
No, it’s not about Fortnite.
It’s about piggybacking on the back of Fortnite.
Hi — you probably came here to see Fortnite.
Well, I’m sorry guy for the
surprise you’ve been caught by.
I just picked a trending topic to attach my
name to (Dan Bull).
Not really bothered if you reckon that it’s lame, dude.
But now I’ve captured your attention, there are a couple of other subject
matters I want to mention.
YouTube lately has become a real sh1t show — let me
explain in case you think that was a bit low:
Our favourite creators aren’t James Corden, Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen.
The trending page is empty advertising space they’re selling.
You can get a
plugin now to see what’s really trending — it’s mainly stuff from Asia
YouTube’s suspending.
Ooh look, where have you been hiding, PewDiePie?
Did YouTube remove you from
the crew invited to the nightclub?
It’s just a VIP club, and each of us who’ve
been putting blood, sweat and tears in are being shoved out, 'cause YouTube are
terrified of Netflix, so stretching out the watch time’s the only way to get
rich.
Every year this site makes Google a loss, so they need to boost the views as
much as humanly possible.
I mean, if you were YouTube, would you give a toss
whether well performing videos were stupid or not?
No.
It’s not about quality, it’s quantity;
disregarding what the people want to see,
and we don’t want TV.
We just want to see the channels we’re subscribed to.
Instead we get suggestions based on what gets higher views, using information
I didn’t want to provide you.
But never mind, I guess I like Fortnite too…
This song’s not about Fortnite.
It’s about how it’s not about Fortnite.
No, it’s not about Fortnite.
It’s about piggybacking on the back of Fortnite.
If you want to make a quick buck, pick what the kids watch, make a cheesy rap
on it, give it a sick hook.
Once upon a time that required FNAF and Minecraft.
Now it’s Fortnite, so of course I provide that.
I’ve got to keep my Socialblade numbers bubbling — they seem to be in trouble;
I’m struggling to recover them.
Thus, I’m juggling the topics that I want to
rap about
with all that other stuff you’re asking me to make a track about.
No wonder so many creators all get knackered out, but I love making new stuff
too much to be backing out.
Plus, I made over a million people click subscribe, but the site won’t notify
them that my clips have just arrived.
So now you have click the little bell, but if you didn’t, it’ll tell the
algorithm it should miss you out.
And despite what they say, it’s damn well faulty.
Oi, Susan Wojcicki,
can you tell I’m salty?
Nowadays, if you’re not milking every trending topic straight away,
you may as well not be in the creator database.
So I’m Jumping on this
bandwagon after seeing Ali-A — Ricegum did it so it’s morally OK.
Well, I should grab a hundred content creators from near and far,
put them on a track, call it a Rap Battle Royale.
In fact, I’m actually going
to go and do that, so don’t move, I’ll be soon back, with a new track.
This song’s not about Fortnite.
It’s about how it’s not about Fortnite.
No, it’s not about Fortnite.
It’s about piggybacking on the back of Fortnite.