| I’m not a player, I just suck a lot
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| I couldn’t give a shucking fit whether we win the cup or not
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| In real life I can’t even kick it
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| I’ve never been to a match, let alone bought a season ticket
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| There’s no denying my skill though
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| I can dribble all over my pillow
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| I can’t do a scissor kick, but I can kick scissors
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| And sue whoever manufactured them for six figures
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| I’m a man on a mission with ambition
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| To be the sickest soccer kickist in my position
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| At school I liked playing defender a bit
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| 'Cause I could have a chit chat down the end of the pitch
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| With my friend who was shit, we used to collect stickers
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| But we’d get suspicious even at the scent of a kit
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| But now I want to make it in the premiership
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| If you don’t have faith I will, it’ll offend me, you prick
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| I’m the son of a bitch that’ll run on the pitch
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| So awkward you’ll think that were was some kind of glitch
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| And within a couple of minutes I’ll have stitch
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| I don’t want to put the effort in, I just want to be rich
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| I’m the son of a bitch that’ll run on the pitch
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| So awkward you’ll think that were was some kind of glitch
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| And within a couple of minutes I’ll have stitch
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| I don’t want to put the effort in, I just want to be rich
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| I’m not a player 'cause I suck a lot (hah, huh)
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| I’m not a player 'cause I suck a lot (ah, oi)
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| I’m not a player 'cause I suck a lot (heyey!)
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| I’m not a player 'cause I suck a lot (yeah, ey)
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| I’m not a player 'cause I suck a lot
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| I tripped over my laces and nearly grazed my knuckle off
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| I can’t even recall a time my side won
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| My keepy uppy record is like none
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| By gum, my chum, why try when I
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| Can just hide inside sat on my bum?
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| Twiddle my thumbs on the Joypad, I’d enjoy that
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| Taped over the final to annoy Dad
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| So call the boy bad, I call it fair play
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| I’m not a good sport or good at sport, I’m bare bait
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| Stuck kicking a snare across the airwaves
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| Better at rap than football, I dare say
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| Though get in the way of my goal and get battered
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| Your reputation wrecked, tattered
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| Sepp Blatter
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| I’m a professional athlete, 'cept fatter
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| You’ll never get me to a track meet, I’m already knackered
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| (Yeah)
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| I’m not a player 'cause I suck a lot (hah, huh)
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| I’m not a player 'cause I suck a lot (ah, oi)
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| I’m not a player 'cause I suck a lot (heyey!)
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| I’m not a player 'cause I suck a lot (yeah, ey) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Not a Player , by - Dan Bull. Song from the album Generation Gaming XII, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп