
Date of issue: 18.03.2015
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Rocksmith |
When I was little I wanted to be a rockstar |
But I thought playing guitar would be rock hard |
Taught myself a couple of chords but never got far |
So instead I picked a mic up and dropped bars |
And I’ve done alright, my rhymes are more tight |
Than the average, I tell you that isn’t a pork pie |
But please give me a minute, let me be forthright |
I wish I’d had the foresight to give my fingers more time |
Instead I let them get bored, on the fretboard |
But now I’ve found a course, and got it cracked like a fault line |
I learnt less in all my life than in the last fortnight |
Propelled my elevation level as if it was cordite |
Now I can hack at my axe, and rock it all night |
If rock is a thrill ride, then Rocksmith’s your tour guide |
Of course I’ve still got to put the time into it |
But the fact is with practice, I know I can do it |
Now I’m a Rocksmith |
I learned a lot quick |
Never mind pressing buttons |
I know how to pluck strings |
Now I’m a Rocksmith |
I learned a lot quick |
I never dreamed |
I’d be able to play such things |
Unlike the Deftones, I was tone def |
Leppards never change their spots, I’m just a radiohead |
Music left me with an aching head, not a head rush |
Crimson red blush, less trust then Jeb Bush |
I’m not an early riser, could never rise against |
The procrastination, it was always I versus them |
I couldn’t find a muse, or iron out the kinks |
I could kiss goodbye to screaming females, I was jinxed |
Wanted to slay em ike I’m waving a katana |
Or magic wands, make a splashh, take them to Nirvana |
Play in my pyjamas, as heavy as a monster truck |
Never mind the who, what, why, no-one wants to suck |
The police in Boston aren’t even as tough as this |
RSI, callouses and blisters, I’ve suffered it |
But I’ll never stop playing guitar |
Until all that remains of my nails are scars |
Now I’m a Rocksmith |
I learned a lot quick |
Never mind pressing buttons |
I know how to pluck strings |
Now I’m a Rocksmith |
I learned a lot quick |
I never dreamed |
I’d be able to play such things |
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Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom | 2014 |
I've Got a Bone | 2020 |
Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom | 2020 |
Dungeon Keeper | 2015 |
San Andreas | 2017 |
Junkrap | 2021 |
Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap | 2018 |
I'm Heading Out (Of My Mind) | 2023 |
I'm a Zombie | 2021 |
A Purpose for New London ft. The Stupendium | 2020 |
Enderman Rap ft. Rockit Gaming | 2017 |
10 Years of Borderlands | 2019 |
We Told You So ft. Dan Bull | 2022 |
Hades Gonna Hate | 2022 |
The Outer Worlds | 2020 |
The Arch-Illager | 2021 |
The New Colossus ft. Machinae Supremacy | 2018 |
You're Special! | 2016 |
Dishonored | 2014 |
Salty Seamen | 2024 |