| Just master race things
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| Just master race things
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| Just master race things
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| You know, just master race things
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| Oi, mate!
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| Check out my new rig
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| Nine thousand and two gig of games
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| With more mods than a who gig
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| I read the jealousy written on your face
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| When I said I needed planning, permission for my case
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| Your rig is a disgrace, it’s little but a raised
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| Middle finger up to Gaben and an insult to the race
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| Every console falls prey to the same fate
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| Blatant aliasing and a lame frame rate
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| Hey, mate! |
| I measure mine in planck time
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| Beat you to the singularity, defining mankind
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| Ahead of the times
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| You wouldn’t even believe
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| I pre-order a release before it’s event conceived
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| I’ve got such a cutting edge chipset
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| That I can only play games that don’t even exist yet
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| You console peasants have facts to face
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| Facts to face, facts to face
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| You can’t compare to that master race
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| The master race will FAQ your face
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| I’m just letting you know there’s no letters as sexy as WASD
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| I’ve got an 8TB SSD
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| You’ve got an IDE running XP
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| Forget 1080p, that’s a baby screen
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| Anything less than 8K will make me scream
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| If there’s ever a pixel that I can plainly see
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| It best be on a retro indie game release
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| A nice fact for you to wank about
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| There’s more cash in my steam wallet than in my bank account
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| Kids, stay in school, never break rules
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| And make sure you pray every day to Gabe Newell
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| You console peasants have facts to face
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| Facts to face, facts to face
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| You can’t compare to that master race
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| The master race will FAQ your face
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| Just master race things
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| Just master race things
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| Just master race things
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| You know, just master race things
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| Just master race things
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| Just master race things
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| Just master race things
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| You know, just master race things
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| I’m pro nuclear power
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| Cause I can drain a whole power plant with my PSU in an hour
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| The Hoover Dam’s water cooling my tower
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| My CPU needs something new to devour
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| While you fool around with your Mountain Dew
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| My watercooler’s the fountain of youth
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| I don’t give a damn about the review
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| My PC’S a beast, it should be held in a zoo
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| GPU fans sounds as loud as The Who
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| Producing heat that’s even capable of melting a nuke
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| I tell thee, it’s true
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| And if you doubt me, we’ll do
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| A stress test where I’ll leave you running round in a loop
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| You’re a console peasant, I’m a grumpy old pedant
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| In a adolescent brain on the credit of my parents
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| I had them pay for my setup as a present
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| 'Cause I said I needed better processing for my lessons
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| What I meant was FPS in League of Legends
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| And the set on LED keys on my desk are iridescent
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| Do I ever have a little bit of emphaty? |
| No!
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| May our framerates be high and our temperatures low
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| You console peasants have facts to face
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| Facts to face, facts to face
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| You can’t compare to that master race
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| The master race will FAQ your face
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| The views expressed in this musical work
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| May or may not be satire
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| You’ll never know |