| Me? |
| I rap about games!
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| Yeah, we’ve gathered that by now
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| Who said I can’t rap about board games, bro?
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| Somebody, presumably
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| Keepin' it old school, innit, bro?
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| Yes, it is
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| Check it!
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| Check it
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| I’m not a property magnate
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| I’m a property magnet
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| Your offers, I’m knocking them back quick
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| As if I’m popping a tablet
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| Not stopping 'til I’ve got in the last bid
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| I splash quids side to side like my ad-libs
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| Damn rich! |
| Made of bread like a sandwich
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| Six-figure plus cash sums are my language
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| Turning every opportunity to my advantage
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| So, I can afford anything I’ve ever fancied
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| Shh, here’s an advanced tip to fill up your bank quick
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| Buy everything you fricking can while you’re in transit
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| Take out the other gangs quick, Bloods and Crips
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| Make their bank balance even tighter than your hand grips
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| Fingers clamp, zipped like a titanium vice
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| When I’m shaking the dice
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| You didn’t take my advice and I’m not saying it twice
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| Alright, I’m saying it twice
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| I’m bankrupting you, so, say your goodbyes, uh
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| (Do not pass GO and do not collect two-hundred dollars)
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| I’m a cataclysm of capitalism
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| Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
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| I’m lacking humility, never lacking in income
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| This isn’t a city, it’s a kingdom
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| I got that Monopoly money
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| You’re not going to take my property from me
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| I got that Monopoly money
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| You’re not going to take my property from me
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| I’m not going to lie, the Monopoly guy
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| Looks impossibly fly in a top hat, moustache and a tie
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| I properly rock at Monopoly
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| You’re probably not going to topple me
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| Even if your house burned down, it wouldn’t be hot property
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| Got money on my mind, I might require a lobotomy
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| I’m all about the green and I’m not discussing botany
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| But ruck with me and I might need to lick some broccoli
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| You’re economically unsound like an art degree
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| My pocket’s deep enough to feed everyone sleeping rough
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| But you don’t beat the competition treating poverty
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| I’m really sorry that there’s people that aren’t eating properly
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| I acknowledge it’s a problem but not for me
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| What, you really think I’d know how to play fair
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| When I was raised in a hotel on Mayfair?
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| I’d prefer to stay here, you can stay there
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| But as you’re passing by, you’d better pay the fare
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| I’m a cataclysm of capitalism
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| Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
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| I’m lacking humility, never lacking in income
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| This isn’t a city, it’s a kingdom
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| Monopoly, hot property
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| I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
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| Monopoly, hot property
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| I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
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| Has anyone ever actually finished a Monopoly game?
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| Without overturning the board
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| And throwing little buildings everywhere?
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| Not me, not me |