
Date of issue: 25.02.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Life of a Trucka |
You alright, fella? |
Yeah, mate |
I ent seen you in ages, chap |
How’s it going mate? |
What up, mucka? |
Me, I’m doing bloody great |
I’m a trucker |
Ha! |
Pull out the gaffer’s yard in a large cab |
Ah, that feeling rubber rubbing on the Tarmac |
My, my, I see the skyline fly by |
Due to my tyre size, I’m sure I’m a mile high |
Energy sending me serenity, Firefly |
A soiled dirty magazine is my private life |
So if you see my lorry rocking in a lay-by |
It may be quite wise not to knock and say hi |
The way I pull up, it’s hard to miss it |
But if I leave it here I’ll have a parking ticket |
And if I catch a traffic cop who starts to stick it |
I’ll tell him where exactly up his arse I’ll kick it |
When I park like this, then I ooze style, look |
Never mind if it’s risking a huge pile-up |
I park it like it’s hot, a used fire truck |
You’re behind the times, bruv: «Ooh, dial-up…» |
Man, trucking is the life and I live it |
Now I want to pimp my ride, call up Xzibit |
Tell him attach some lights and a different trim |
Go faster stripes and some wicked rims |
Hypnotised by the strobe of the cat’s eyes |
And when the rain flows, I am baptised |
How’s it going mate? |
What up, mucka? |
Me, I’m doing bloody great |
I’m a trucker |
Forget that big rig over the road |
Racing past him like nobody knows |
I’m not overly loaded down with a load of wheels |
So many going round, it’s unreal |
I feel appeal in the cab of my truck |
So I seal the deal and peel off like a scab, yuk |
Call it meals on wheels |
‘cause I’m delivering four tonnes of peas |
On four tonnes of steel |
From city scenery to greenery |
This is the epitome of machinery |
It’s just me and the road, woop woop! |
Man, I feel like Toad, poop poop! |
My windscreen is an ever-shifting picture |
From Carlisle to Calais, Koln, Katowice |
I stop off at Rostock before turning |
And burning rubber all the way back home to Birmingham |
How’s it going mate? |
What up, mucka? |
Me, I’m doing bloody great |
I’m a trucker |
Life of a trucker |
Wouldn’t change it for anything, man |
Shove your office job up your arse, mate |
It’s just me and the road now… |
Me and the road |
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