| Hey Hey Look!
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| He’s inthelittlewood, Real name Martyn!
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| A tough bugger so you’d better not be starting,
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| 'cause if you’re rocking with the king of the saplings,
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| you’re gonna be on the receiving end of my backswing!
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| Who can take Tekkit and wreck it without effort,
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| simultaneously quoting the poems of Samuel Beckett?
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| (Whaa-?)
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| Man I just made up a fact, but feck it!
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| Sometimes I come up with rubbish because I love the auditory aesthetics!
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| I suggest you grab a potion and neck it, 'cause there’s a new Littlewood video!
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| Get chrome up and check it!
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| (Wooah!)
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| The pyrotechnics of his occulus' biometrics, are so sweet that they’ll probably
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| make you diabetic!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Is it a spelling mistake or something in my eye? |
| No!
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| He really DOES spell Martyn with a Y oh!
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| Holy moly he is globally know for being bros with sototallytoby,
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| and although I know that evidence is purely anecdotal, we can hopefully
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| overlook it, and keep it low-key, so I don’t wish, okie dokie!
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| Living inthelittlewood is MORE than a little good!
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| Hairs on your chest is the sorta thing that it’ll put!
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| Some come and have a
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| Gander!
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| Get in on the
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| Banter!
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| If you don’t, you’re an absolute
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| w-w-w-wally?
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| And if you spy-ee, Martyn or Kayei!
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| Don’t forget to politely say Haiii!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’s that blondie pops?
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| The one we watch on our phones, our pc screens and
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| on dee box!
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| He’s got the keys to the RPG scene,
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| He might be a beauty, but you’ll never see him sleeping!
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| He doesn’t just focus on hot things like a welder,
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| he takes us back to the classics, Zelda.
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| He’s old school, he doesn’t be no newbie,
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| Jollier than Oliver from Ni No Kuni!
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| Aww, what a cutie, he’s all 2-D!
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| But if need be, he’ll kick your booty like
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| Bruce Lee!
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| Leave you with a bruised knee so you’d better
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| SIT DOWN!
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| Soz I didn’t mean to shout, that was a BIT loud…
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood!
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Who’m I rapping about?
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| Who’m I? |
| Who’m I?
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| Who’m I rapping about? |
| Yes it’s Littlewood! |