
Date of issue: 25.09.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Injustice |
Where are my tightest clothes? |
The ones that show off my muscles |
The ones that make me look like |
I could potentially have a six pack |
If I, if I |
Worked out a bit more |
And ate less chips |
I need to look the part |
I need to feel the part |
I need to play the part |
It couldn’t be clearer |
The era where we knew which superheroes were who |
And who to cheer and who to fear is in the rearview mirror |
And a new one with new rules is nearer |
Rewriting the rule book |
I’m not following the lines that a fool put |
Rivals are all shook, awestruck |
It’s all good, my bruv |
Get in line for a skull-fuck |
Guns unrequired, I fire with a full hook |
With a force of a dump truck, you dumb fuck |
Now, let me carry on recalling the story |
Of how you chumps become unstuck |
I open a leather-bound tome |
Gonna send the Netherrealm home |
I’m not implying your mom’s a Jezebel ho |
But she does seem to get around though |
Whoops! |
Oh, settle down, bro |
If you’re getting ever so upset about jokes |
How the hell are you going to take a terrible blow |
To the face when it breaks all your skeletal bones? |
What’s a skeletal bone? |
I don’t even know |
It just made an incredible flow |
Turn it up, don’t keep those decibels low |
Make them bigger than the biggest NFL bloke |
Hit you with six shots as kids watch |
Sticking the clip up on World Star Hip-Hop |
Sod body bags |
Your body bits got taken away to the tip in a ziploc |
And after the war, there’s gore on the floor |
That’s really gonna have to get mopped |
Now, you know how I am when I’m pissed off |
You understand why you shouldn’t have kicked off |
Injustice |
Factions dissolve and fall |
And lust for power enslaves us all |
Injustice |
Lines in the sand being redrawn |
Perhaps, it’s time that we’re reborn |
Side scrolling, mind-controlling |
Don’t roll in the roads I’m patrolling |
If I see your eyes then I might put a hole in them |
Slicing you a nice new colon |
I’m battering people I pass in the street |
'Cause I’m catching the feeling they’re laughing at me |
Paranoid man, I hope you’re not attached to your teeth |
Smashing your glasses to pieces |
No more Clark Kent, no more Superman |
What did you do to Dan? |
I’m a dastardly beast, last of the pacifist geeks |
But that was the past, now, I’m back with a beef |
Payback for the actions I’ve seen |
That’s satisfaction to me |
Not every fact’s what it seems |
Reread the captions and see |
We have been wrapped in a dream |
Lean back and bask in the beams |
Of twilight gleaming from the sky |
I remake my faction, my team |
This time, it’s political |
This time, it is physical |
This time, my lines here are literal |
This time, figural violence is visceral |
I’m in your peripheral vision |
And a split-second decision is critical |
Like your condition, it’s pitiful |
Hope the hospital’s hospitable |
I’m a bitter ball of all the big and little brawls |
I’ve been in since I was small |
And I’ll continue kicking you 'til I’m against the wall |
Or I don’t exist at all |
Injustice |
Factions dissolve and fall |
And lust for power enslaves us all |
Injustice |
Lines in the sand being redrawn |
Perhaps it’s time that we’re reborn |
Right, get these clothes off me |
It’s not ergonomic |
Help me get 'em off |
Yes |
It’s squashing my balls |
No wonder Batman’s so miserable |
'Ing hell |
Wearing that all day |
Sheesh |
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