| I hopped onto the net today
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| Saw a link to the trailer for GTA
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| So straight away I pressed play
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| In wait to be blown away
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| I saw a couple walk
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| Through the mist on the beach
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| The pink light blissfully sweet
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| You could instantly see
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| The emission of heat
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| The sand on your feet
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| And wind from the sea
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| Joggers run past on the promenade
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| Then the camera pans up long and hard
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| There’s no mistakin' it
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| From the palms in the valley
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| We’re in L. A
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| GTA: San Andreas
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| A familiar name to the badass players
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| But as beautiful as it is
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| It could use a couple of clips
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| Of gore galore
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| A smorgasbord of footage
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| Of Bloods and Crips
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| Popping some clips
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| That was one of the best things
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| Hey, is that Carlton
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| From The Fresh Prince?
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| Loads of peeps on the hard streets
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| But no sign of a car thief
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| My God, I hope I get to actually
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| Drive a wind turbine
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| Sweet!
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| I couldn’t give a fuck for a crop duster
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| I want to hit a cop
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| With a knuckle duster
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| Don’t psychoanalyze me
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| In real life, I’m quite nice, see?
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| I see Tai Chi and exterminators
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| Have replaced Hot Coffee like a percolator
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| Not rock climbing and a driving range
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| Let’s see more signs of guys in pain
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| I want an overload of action shots
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| Those moments happen lots
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| And are why we play GTA
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| Everyday and simply cannot stop
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| Hahaha!
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| Grand Theft Auto V
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| Grand Theft Auto V
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| Oh, isn’t it exciting? |