
Date of issue: 24.02.2014
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
I Lead the League of Legends |
Hey ho! |
Let me take over and amaze those couch potatoes |
As I slay foes who stray close to my caseload of great |
Flows |
Every moment I make goes straight to the Summoner |
Showcase |
Most played so they know me as the Great Bull |
You’re a scapegoat |
Your opinion’s nothing to me |
I’m running Dominion |
Buffing my speed |
And some of the Summoners coming at me are just gonna |
Be meat to increase my sum of xp |
I’m brilliant killing a million minions a minute until |
I’ve diminished your kingdom |
You’re finished |
You’re fish fillets |
Your tower is under attack |
I’m the Tienanmen square man |
You’re vanishing under my tank |
My champions dismantling your Pantheon and ganking |
Them |
He’s leaving them bleeding and needing immediate |
Treatment from an ambulance |
And when it comes to spells |
I’m betting you can’t even spell «Chrysanthemums» |
I lead the League of Legends |
You idiots need protection |
My collection increases weekly |
'Til I reach perfection |
I lead the League of Legends |
You idiots need protection |
My collection increases weekly |
'Til I reach perfection |
I fire fireballs |
At the riot store |
Champions? |
I try 'em all |
And level them up into higher forms |
'Til my enemies look at the eye of the storm |
I’m taking aim and raining pain again again you’re |
Slain |
To explain my brain’s a strain |
But it’s safe to say I remain insane |
I lay in wait beneath the shrubberies and jungle |
Leaves |
Coming from the trees to plunder everything but your |
Dungarees |
My hunger needs feeding |
I feast on feeble underlings |
And leave them wondering whether it’s thunder or my Tummy rumbling |
And now I’m within your perimeter |
Administering your distributor |
With a particularly vicious and pitiless kick in the |
Knickers until it gives in to testicular sickness |
My method’s meticulous |
This record’s ridiculous |
I’m a carnivorous sinister villainous killer |
You’re just a little wuss |
I lead the League of Legends |
You idiots need protection |
My collection increases weekly |
'Til it reaches perfection |
I lead the League of Legends |
You idiots need protection |
My collection increases weekly |
'Til it reaches perfection |
I’m brutal |
I lack scruples |
So any defence is actually futile |
I’ll never attend a tribunal |
'Til everything ends and it’s my funeral |
I’ve got rooms full of Runes |
It’s not just hot tunes I produce |
With lots of vitality clarity avarice malice alacrity |
It’s a laugh to see you after me and my masteries |
What’s that you trying to cast at me? |
I’m cleansing anything men have attempted to send in my Path |
You see? |
These legendary staffs and blades |
Will send a competitor back to base |
My most regular WAV that’s played? |
An enemy has been slain |
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