| Hey ho!
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| Let me take over and amaze those couch potatoes
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| As I slay foes who stray close to my caseload of great
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| Flows
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| Every moment I make goes straight to the Summoner
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| Showcase
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| Most played so they know me as the Great Bull
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| You’re a scapegoat
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| Your opinion’s nothing to me
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| I’m running Dominion
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| Buffing my speed
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| And some of the Summoners coming at me are just gonna
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| Be meat to increase my sum of xp
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| I’m brilliant killing a million minions a minute until
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| I’ve diminished your kingdom
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| You’re finished
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| You’re fish fillets
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| Your tower is under attack
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| I’m the Tienanmen square man
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| You’re vanishing under my tank
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| My champions dismantling your Pantheon and ganking
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| Them
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| He’s leaving them bleeding and needing immediate
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| Treatment from an ambulance
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| And when it comes to spells
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| I’m betting you can’t even spell «Chrysanthemums»
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| I lead the League of Legends
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| You idiots need protection
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| My collection increases weekly
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| 'Til I reach perfection
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| I lead the League of Legends
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| You idiots need protection
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| My collection increases weekly
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| 'Til I reach perfection
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| I fire fireballs
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| At the riot store
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| Champions? |
| I try 'em all
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| And level them up into higher forms
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| 'Til my enemies look at the eye of the storm
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| I’m taking aim and raining pain again again you’re
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| Slain
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| To explain my brain’s a strain
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| But it’s safe to say I remain insane
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| I lay in wait beneath the shrubberies and jungle
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| Leaves
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| Coming from the trees to plunder everything but your
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| Dungarees
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| My hunger needs feeding
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| I feast on feeble underlings
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| And leave them wondering whether it’s thunder or my Tummy rumbling
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| And now I’m within your perimeter
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| Administering your distributor
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| With a particularly vicious and pitiless kick in the
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| Knickers until it gives in to testicular sickness
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| My method’s meticulous
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| This record’s ridiculous
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| I’m a carnivorous sinister villainous killer
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| You’re just a little wuss
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| I lead the League of Legends
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| You idiots need protection
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| My collection increases weekly
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| 'Til it reaches perfection
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| I lead the League of Legends
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| You idiots need protection
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| My collection increases weekly
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| 'Til it reaches perfection
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| I’m brutal
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| I lack scruples
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| So any defence is actually futile
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| I’ll never attend a tribunal
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| 'Til everything ends and it’s my funeral
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| I’ve got rooms full of Runes
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| It’s not just hot tunes I produce
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| With lots of vitality clarity avarice malice alacrity
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| It’s a laugh to see you after me and my masteries
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| What’s that you trying to cast at me?
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| I’m cleansing anything men have attempted to send in my Path
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| You see?
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| These legendary staffs and blades
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| Will send a competitor back to base
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| My most regular WAV that’s played?
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| An enemy has been slain |