| Ay, let me tell you what the deal is mate
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| I’m the biggest thing in real estate
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| Fearless, ay, making lowball bids
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| Winning the sale and taking home all this
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| More square feet than a cubist shoe shop
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| Clean up till I need another new mop
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| Picking up dirt flipping endlessly
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| Till I break it down like m.o.p.
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| I demolish when I knock that wall
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| So polished when I mop that floor
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| Give it a shine that’ll drop that jaw
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| Of any buyer when they knock that door
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| As soon as they start walking up that hall
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| I know that it’s already sold, freehold or leasehold
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| I can turn concrete to bloody gold
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| I could sell you, a property for way more than the market value
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| Tell you what, here’s a one time offer if
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| You buy it now, I’ll knock a couple ton off of it
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| Can’t turn that down it’s a bargain?
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| It’s got a double garage you can park in
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| Look at the garden, white picket fence
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| You could live in it now or you could buy just to rent
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| Watch me flip this fucking house
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| Like nothing else
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| Lost count of the discounts that I’ve found
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| Look I’m luckin' out
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| House flipper
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| Call me the house flipper
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| Nobody else can flip a house quicker
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| House flipper
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| Call me the house flipper
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| Nobody else can flip a house quicker
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| House flipper
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| House flipper
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| Renovating and decorating is second nature to me
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| Changing a mess to a place so impressive
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| You’d better wait and then see
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| I’m a resident therapist
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| For anybody leaving their residence derelict
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| Wherever you live I’m going to step in and develop it
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| Take a trash heap
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| Leave a villa instead of it
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| Find an old place that is empty
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| Buy it and then I gentrify it
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| I don’t find property like you
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| Don’t do Zoopla, don’t do Rightmove
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| I buy buildings for like millions
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| Triple the price and provide for my children
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| I’m skilled in building shit
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| Chucking out junk see me fill this skip
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| If you don’t feel this, skip
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| 'Cause you can’t take it back to the dealership
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| Like a German whip this is a real commitment
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| I’m building buildings that are built for business
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| And the bill reflects this, skilled with checklists
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| I fill with exes, until the check clears
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| And then I do it again even bigger and better
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| Repeating the method and leaving realtors breathless
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| Watch me flip this fucking house
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| Like nothing else
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| Lost count of the discounts that I’ve found
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| Look I’m luckin' out
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| House flipper
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| Call me the house flipper
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| Nobody else can flip a house quicker
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| House flipper
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| Call me the house flipper
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| Nobody else can flip a house quicker
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| House flipper
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| House flipper |