| Ay, let me tell you what the deal is mate | 
| I’m the biggest thing in real estate | 
| Fearless, ay, making lowball bids | 
| Winning the sale and taking home all this | 
| More square feet than a cubist shoe shop | 
| Clean up till I need another new mop | 
| Picking up dirt flipping endlessly | 
| Till I break it down like m.o.p. | 
| I demolish when I knock that wall | 
| So polished when I mop that floor | 
| Give it a shine that’ll drop that jaw | 
| Of any buyer when they knock that door | 
| As soon as they start walking up that hall | 
| I know that it’s already sold, freehold or leasehold | 
| I can turn concrete to bloody gold | 
| I could sell you, a property for way more than the market value | 
| Tell you what, here’s a one time offer if | 
| You buy it now, I’ll knock a couple ton off of it | 
| Can’t turn that down it’s a bargain? | 
| It’s got a double garage you can park in | 
| Look at the garden, white picket fence | 
| You could live in it now or you could buy just to rent | 
| Watch me flip this fucking house | 
| Like nothing else | 
| Lost count of the discounts that I’ve found | 
| Look I’m luckin' out | 
| House flipper | 
| Call me the house flipper | 
| Nobody else can flip a house quicker | 
| House flipper | 
| Call me the house flipper | 
| Nobody else can flip a house quicker | 
| House flipper | 
| House flipper | 
| Renovating and decorating is second nature to me | 
| Changing a mess to a place so impressive | 
| You’d better wait and then see | 
| I’m a resident therapist | 
| For anybody leaving their residence derelict | 
| Wherever you live I’m going to step in and develop it | 
| Take a trash heap | 
| Leave a villa instead of it | 
| Find an old place that is empty | 
| Buy it and then I gentrify it | 
| I don’t find property like you | 
| Don’t do Zoopla, don’t do Rightmove | 
| I buy buildings for like millions | 
| Triple the price and provide for my children | 
| I’m skilled in building shit | 
| Chucking out junk see me fill this skip | 
| If you don’t feel this, skip | 
| 'Cause you can’t take it back to the dealership | 
| Like a German whip this is a real commitment | 
| I’m building buildings that are built for business | 
| And the bill reflects this, skilled with checklists | 
| I fill with exes, until the check clears | 
| And then I do it again even bigger and better | 
| Repeating the method and leaving realtors breathless | 
| Watch me flip this fucking house | 
| Like nothing else | 
| Lost count of the discounts that I’ve found | 
| Look I’m luckin' out | 
| House flipper | 
| Call me the house flipper | 
| Nobody else can flip a house quicker | 
| House flipper | 
| Call me the house flipper | 
| Nobody else can flip a house quicker | 
| House flipper | 
| House flipper |