
Date of issue: 06.01.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
House Flipper |
Ay, let me tell you what the deal is mate |
I’m the biggest thing in real estate |
Fearless, ay, making lowball bids |
Winning the sale and taking home all this |
More square feet than a cubist shoe shop |
Clean up till I need another new mop |
Picking up dirt flipping endlessly |
Till I break it down like m.o.p. |
I demolish when I knock that wall |
So polished when I mop that floor |
Give it a shine that’ll drop that jaw |
Of any buyer when they knock that door |
As soon as they start walking up that hall |
I know that it’s already sold, freehold or leasehold |
I can turn concrete to bloody gold |
I could sell you, a property for way more than the market value |
Tell you what, here’s a one time offer if |
You buy it now, I’ll knock a couple ton off of it |
Can’t turn that down it’s a bargain? |
It’s got a double garage you can park in |
Look at the garden, white picket fence |
You could live in it now or you could buy just to rent |
Watch me flip this fucking house |
Like nothing else |
Lost count of the discounts that I’ve found |
Look I’m luckin' out |
House flipper |
Call me the house flipper |
Nobody else can flip a house quicker |
House flipper |
Call me the house flipper |
Nobody else can flip a house quicker |
House flipper |
House flipper |
Renovating and decorating is second nature to me |
Changing a mess to a place so impressive |
You’d better wait and then see |
I’m a resident therapist |
For anybody leaving their residence derelict |
Wherever you live I’m going to step in and develop it |
Take a trash heap |
Leave a villa instead of it |
Find an old place that is empty |
Buy it and then I gentrify it |
I don’t find property like you |
Don’t do Zoopla, don’t do Rightmove |
I buy buildings for like millions |
Triple the price and provide for my children |
I’m skilled in building shit |
Chucking out junk see me fill this skip |
If you don’t feel this, skip |
'Cause you can’t take it back to the dealership |
Like a German whip this is a real commitment |
I’m building buildings that are built for business |
And the bill reflects this, skilled with checklists |
I fill with exes, until the check clears |
And then I do it again even bigger and better |
Repeating the method and leaving realtors breathless |
Watch me flip this fucking house |
Like nothing else |
Lost count of the discounts that I’ve found |
Look I’m luckin' out |
House flipper |
Call me the house flipper |
Nobody else can flip a house quicker |
House flipper |
Call me the house flipper |
Nobody else can flip a house quicker |
House flipper |
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