| Alright, lads
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| I’m one of the only people who’ve heard Edward Kenway rap
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| And lived to tell the tale
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| And now
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| I’m going to tell you exactly what he said
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| He said…
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| These aren’t the high seas
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| They’re my seas
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| It’s likely, you’ll find me inciting some maritime crises
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| Plunder all the prizes from the skies to underwater
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| Thunderballing then I’m back aboard in time for my tea
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| Tides are dicey, you’re dicing with death
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| Like a diver fighting to rise for a breath
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| I’m a tycoon, taking lives like a typhoon
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| Hypothesizing that you’re probably dying quite soon
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| But, at least, in the meantime, you can enjoy listening to my tune
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| It’s an assassin sea shanty, so, pass the neat brandy
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| And raise a glass to my sea-faring vigilantes
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| Right, lads
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| Pack your bags
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| And come aboard as we hoist the black flag
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| I said
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| Right, lads
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| Pack your bags
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| And come aboard as we hoist the black flag
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| Look, I’m a canny one
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| Scourge of the Seven Seas
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| Sink anyone’s galleon to murder my enemies
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| Whether he’s been stabbed in a back street
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| Or a vast sea attack by the Black Flag fleet
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| Kicking people in the ribs, I leap from ship to ship
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| And clean the deck of crew as if I’m sweeping
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| Never miss a bit
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| No need for cruise missiles
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| I wield dual pistols
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| And rule this world from Kingston to Bristol
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| So, you better make headway for Edward Kenway
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| Or I’ll hit you hard enough to send you to next Wednesday
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| I make the hardest sea-faring men say;
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| «Get away from this fellow if you treasure your gems»
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| They say that he ranks amongst the most clever
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| Of the gentleman adventurers without measure
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| He spends half his time looking for exotic treasure
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| The other half lusting for erotic pleasure
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| Right, lads
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| Pack your bags
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| And come aboard as we hoist the black flag
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| I said
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| Right, lads
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| Pack your bags
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| And come aboard as we hoist the black flag
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| From England
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| To Kingston
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| To New Holland
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| He’s a looting
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| Shooting
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| Henry-fucking-Rollins |