
Date of issue: 05.01.2023
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
I Am Thirty |
No longer considered youth |
Youth is wasted on the young, I am living proof |
They say you only regret the things you didn’t do |
But I didn’t think it through to see the hidden truth |
And I didn’t do a lot, but sit in my room and plot |
About all the things I could do, and did I do it? Did I fuck |
This isn’t cool, this isn’t cool |
I was convinced I’d just finished school, silly fool |
With every minute miniscule wrinkles materialise |
By my eyes at the feet of the crow like time it flies |
Where did my twenties go? My childhood went too slow |
Time passes faster now, but I didn’t sense it though |
I missed the manly knowledge that we’re all meant to know |
Like how to put up shelves, or to mend a fence that’s broke |
Instead I’ll poke my nose over my bifocal lenses |
And get overly sensitive to semi-offensive |
I am thirty, and hardly got my hands dirty |
At least, a third through life, and I’m still learning all that can hurt me |
At half my age I was fifteen |
Twice my age I’ll be sixty, jeez |
Man, a fool at forty is a fool forever |
I used to think at thirty that I’d have it all together |
How’s he look so old? We used to go to school together |
Wait, is that how he sees me? Man, this is awkward, fella |
Yeah, they say with age comes wisdom |
They took my wisdom, teeth, and then the greys came with them |
I care less about trying to save face, these young rappers gave chase |
Like I’m trying to stay paced with them |
Yeah, I’m getting old, but ain’t that the goal? |
Keep up with these young tings? Yeah, that’s a no |
'Cause bro, I spent my whole twenties on the road |
And ever since then I’ve just been coming in to my own |
Comfortable in my own skin, comfortable on my own |
Some of you have only got older, but never grown |
Many never made it this far, so we’ll never know |
I let my soul speak on recordings just to let the record show, yo |
If I could give you any piece of advice |
It’d be at any point you reach in your life |
You’re always young to someone, and you can always find |
A reason to rise, following dreams is what keeps us alive, I swear down |
I am thirty, a baby racing straight there |
From the first down on my crown to streaks of grey hair |
Time is short, make my steak rare |
I’m still innocent, but living in a snake’s lair |
They like to fight Bulls and bait bears |
So take care with whom you break bread, or you could wake dead |
That’s what my mate said, I’m an older generation, time to take the role of |
elder statesman |
My hellraising days of uncontrolled mayhem are ancient |
Now I take pains to stay safe, evade danger |
And frown on the same behaviour, it’s innate nature |
To lay the foundations, now our generation’s outdated |
My «going out» rate is downgraded |
It’s mad, jeez, I have reached the age |
My mom and dad had been when they had me, sadly |
A has-been, give me back my happy teens, baggy jeans |
You can even give me back my acne, gladly |
I am thirty, and hardly got my hands dirty |
At least, a third through life, and I’m still learning all that can hurt me |
At half my age I was fifteen |
Twice my age I’ll be sixty, jeez |
I am thirty, and hardly got my hands dirty |
At least, a third through life, and I’m still learning all that can hurt me |
At half my age I was fifteen |
Twice my age I’ll be sixty, jeez |
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