| Look, fuck buddies, I want to be fuck buddies
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| Turn the subwoofer up in the trunk and bump uglies
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| Give me a hug please, I hold a little too long
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| I’m coming on a little too strong
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| You’re getting blushed cheeks, so we’d better move on
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| Get a move on, I’m in above my head like a bouffant
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| Take too long and I’m afraid you’ve gone
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| And I’ll have lost another lady, but gained another new song
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| Yes, let’s be friends with benefits
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| My love life’s suffering a deficit
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| Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits
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| Yes, let’s be friends with benefits
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| My love life’s suffering a deficit
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| Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits
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| I’ve never been especially eloquent
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| I’m as elegant as an eccied elephant
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| My etiquette is evidently ever in development
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| But when I’m in bed then I’m in my element
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| I promise, honest, we’ll listen to some Ella
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| Fitzgerald then we’ll get it on with the leather whips
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| The morning after the night before we caved in
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| Cavemen and cavewomen craving the fornication
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| I’m never sure if it’s safe but I’d say that it calls for some glorification
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| Yes, let’s be friends with benefits
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| Because I’m ever such a clever dick
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| Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits
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| Yes, let’s be friends with benefits
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| My love life’s suffering a deficit
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| Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits
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| There’s so much history to tip-toe around
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| It’s hard to keep afloat when the ship’s going down
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| Once we danced at the disco in town
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| With both our hips going round
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| I realised through seeing your eyes, it was the genesis
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| Of the end of friends with benefits
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| I’d been increasingly feeling affectionate
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| It seemed that revealing my secret would get a kiss
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| So I leaned for the hell of it
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| And you ripped the beating thing
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| From my chest and then severed it
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| You’re a prejudiced feminine supremacist
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| Nevertheless you’re getting sex from your nemesis
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| Let’s not be friends with benefits
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| Because I’m ever such a clever dick
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| Let’s not be friends with benefits
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| Because we’ll never hear the end of it |