
Date of issue: 30.08.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Friends with Benefits |
Look, fuck buddies, I want to be fuck buddies |
Turn the subwoofer up in the trunk and bump uglies |
Give me a hug please, I hold a little too long |
I’m coming on a little too strong |
You’re getting blushed cheeks, so we’d better move on |
Get a move on, I’m in above my head like a bouffant |
Take too long and I’m afraid you’ve gone |
And I’ll have lost another lady, but gained another new song |
Yes, let’s be friends with benefits |
My love life’s suffering a deficit |
Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits |
Yes, let’s be friends with benefits |
My love life’s suffering a deficit |
Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits |
I’ve never been especially eloquent |
I’m as elegant as an eccied elephant |
My etiquette is evidently ever in development |
But when I’m in bed then I’m in my element |
I promise, honest, we’ll listen to some Ella |
Fitzgerald then we’ll get it on with the leather whips |
The morning after the night before we caved in |
Cavemen and cavewomen craving the fornication |
I’m never sure if it’s safe but I’d say that it calls for some glorification |
Yes, let’s be friends with benefits |
Because I’m ever such a clever dick |
Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits |
Yes, let’s be friends with benefits |
My love life’s suffering a deficit |
Let’s be friends with benefits, friends with benefits |
There’s so much history to tip-toe around |
It’s hard to keep afloat when the ship’s going down |
Once we danced at the disco in town |
With both our hips going round |
I realised through seeing your eyes, it was the genesis |
Of the end of friends with benefits |
I’d been increasingly feeling affectionate |
It seemed that revealing my secret would get a kiss |
So I leaned for the hell of it |
And you ripped the beating thing |
From my chest and then severed it |
You’re a prejudiced feminine supremacist |
Nevertheless you’re getting sex from your nemesis |
Let’s not be friends with benefits |
Because I’m ever such a clever dick |
Let’s not be friends with benefits |
Because we’ll never hear the end of it |
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