| Never mind a Rolex
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| I got my Pip-Boy
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| And I’m ready to make some capital
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| In the capital
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| Look, ever since they dropped
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| The atomic bomb
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| You’ve been hold up in Vault 101
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| And since your momma’s gone
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| You focused on abilities
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| Perception, endurance, intelligence, agility
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| Your skill in these categories is clear
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| And apparently you’ll be needed
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| And since your daddy’s disappeared
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| Now you’re a big boy
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| Got your own Pip-Boy
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| What you need to succeed
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| Is a pistol to destroy
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| Anyone who’s dumb enough
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| To look for trouble over here
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| I’ve had it up to here
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| With the fuckin' overseer
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| Kill him or go with stealth
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| Don’t let nobody see it
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| Now you’re overground and out
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| And the coast is clear
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| Here, a wild frontier
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| Is what we see
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| A post-apocalyptic Washington D. C
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| You should be headin' on whatever the direction
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| If you’re a clever one you’ll be visitin' Megaton
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| You’ll meet the residents
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| And the Sheriff Lucas Simms
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| Now you can help him out or end up shootin' him
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| This sort of drama can cause your karma to diminish
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| But you do what you need to
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| When you choose to win
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| It’s law of the Wasteland
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| So all of you wastemans oughtta stay back
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| And get a tool in your face
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| And when I pull out my strap
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| And activate the V.A.T.S
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| There’s no way that
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| I’ll let these twats escape the blast
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| I’ll blaze away, but the way my rants are raising fast
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| A super mutant high on Psycho couldn’t tame my ass!
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| I’ve never seen a blade of grass, this place is shit
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| So I need to locate the Garden of Eden Creation Kit
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| But before I do that, man, it’s time for action
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| I have got to find the balance in between the rival factions
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| The battle’s gettin' hyperactive, radioactive
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| Reilly’s Rangers, Talons and the savage Raiders
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| Packed in conflict with the Enclave
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| Crushin' us under the heel
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| But I keep it bloody real
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| With the Brotherhood of Steel
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| We’re heading for the war to end all wars
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| Not to mention all the sentry bots
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| Centaurs and deathclaws
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| You best pack a deadly force
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| Or you’ll end up gettin' mauled
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| If you think that just a stimpak is plenty for
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| Level up, get better heavy weapons and perks
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| 'Cause no matter hard you are, there’s an enemy worse
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| Ladadadada
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| It’s the motherfuckin' D.A.W.G
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| Three Dog!
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| Ladadadada
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| I’m on the radio in Fallout 3
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| You better make your way to Rivet City
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| And speak to Doctor Li
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| About Project Purity
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| When you installed John Henry Eden’s FEV
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| Or will you connect the GECK and set the people free? |