| In a bid to appeal to the younger electorates
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| The leaders of the three main parties have agreed to a fourth televised debate
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| In the form of a rap battle
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| Gentlemen, introduce yourselves
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| Brown: Gordon Brown, Labour Prime Minister
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| My style’s like my temper, quite sinister
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| Cameron: I represent the Tories, my name’s David Cameron
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| The chap with more flash than a cameraman
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| Clegg: I’m Nick Clegg, the head of the Lib Dems
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| My timing on the mic is precise as Big Ben
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| Brown: Labour’s done amazing things over the past ten years
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| Cameron: Two wars, a recession, and cash for peers
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| Like I said, too many twits make a twat
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| And too many years in power make that
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| Brown: Vote for Labour
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| Cameron: No, vote Tory
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| Brown: Labour
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| Cameron: Tory
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| Clegg: Hello! |
| Don’t ignore me!
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| While these two are stuck in an argument
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| I’m the one with real power in a hung Parliament
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| To vote Lib Dems is to vote for change
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| Cameron: Uh, no, it’s to throw your vote away
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| Clegg: We’re not like the other two, we don’t pretend to be
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| Brown: We know, you haven’t even governed for a century
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| Clegg: There’s no confidence in the encumbrance and Cameron’s incompetent
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| Cameron: Well, you’re a (bleep), Nick
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| The Tory party’s all about family
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| That’s why I like to drag mine out to stand with me
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| Brown: Well, I’ll never use my kids as props
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| That is until my approval rating drops
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| Clegg: Talking about my private life’s forbidden
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| Although I have slept with thirty women
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| Brown: Personally, I don’t like women, they’re bigoted
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| Clegg: Uh, Gordon, your mic’s still transmitting
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| Brown: Flipping heck, I offer my sincerest apologies
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| Cameron: That gaff was a bigger cock-up than your policies
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| Brown: How can you talk about democracy
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| With that spoon stuck in your mouth by the aristocracy?
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| Cameron: I don’t approve of this
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| Brown: Then get on your bike
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| Clegg: Can I sit in the car following behind?
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| Brown: No, you’re a third wheel
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| Cameron: Unstabilised
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| Clegg: Whoever wins, I’m being taken for a ride
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| Brown: Right, there’s only one fair way we can decide
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| Come on, posh boy, step outside |