
Date of issue: 06.01.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Election Debate Rap Battle |
In a bid to appeal to the younger electorates |
The leaders of the three main parties have agreed to a fourth televised debate |
In the form of a rap battle |
Gentlemen, introduce yourselves |
Brown: Gordon Brown, Labour Prime Minister |
My style’s like my temper, quite sinister |
Cameron: I represent the Tories, my name’s David Cameron |
The chap with more flash than a cameraman |
Clegg: I’m Nick Clegg, the head of the Lib Dems |
My timing on the mic is precise as Big Ben |
Brown: Labour’s done amazing things over the past ten years |
Cameron: Two wars, a recession, and cash for peers |
Like I said, too many twits make a twat |
And too many years in power make that |
Brown: Vote for Labour |
Cameron: No, vote Tory |
Brown: Labour |
Cameron: Tory |
Clegg: Hello! |
Don’t ignore me! |
While these two are stuck in an argument |
I’m the one with real power in a hung Parliament |
To vote Lib Dems is to vote for change |
Cameron: Uh, no, it’s to throw your vote away |
Clegg: We’re not like the other two, we don’t pretend to be |
Brown: We know, you haven’t even governed for a century |
Clegg: There’s no confidence in the encumbrance and Cameron’s incompetent |
Cameron: Well, you’re a (bleep), Nick |
The Tory party’s all about family |
That’s why I like to drag mine out to stand with me |
Brown: Well, I’ll never use my kids as props |
That is until my approval rating drops |
Clegg: Talking about my private life’s forbidden |
Although I have slept with thirty women |
Brown: Personally, I don’t like women, they’re bigoted |
Clegg: Uh, Gordon, your mic’s still transmitting |
Brown: Flipping heck, I offer my sincerest apologies |
Cameron: That gaff was a bigger cock-up than your policies |
Brown: How can you talk about democracy |
With that spoon stuck in your mouth by the aristocracy? |
Cameron: I don’t approve of this |
Brown: Then get on your bike |
Clegg: Can I sit in the car following behind? |
Brown: No, you’re a third wheel |
Cameron: Unstabilised |
Clegg: Whoever wins, I’m being taken for a ride |
Brown: Right, there’s only one fair way we can decide |
Come on, posh boy, step outside |
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