| Look around you
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| The Galaxy’s greatest Guardians gathered
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| Though times are dark
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| It is the light inside your heart that matters
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| You are the final line, mankind relies on for redemption
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| Attention!
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| Woah, tough crowd
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| Okay, let me break the tension
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| You’re a rebel of reprobate
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| But there’s no one else left that’s capable of taking on
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| The great threat we face, and then staying to mop up
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| The mess they’ve made
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| Yes they layed siege to our motherland
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| Our precious home, I saw it all
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| And fought amongst the falling rubble
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| Deflecting endless blows
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| They kept on coming, so my gun kept humming
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| You should’ve come and seen it
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| It was really quite something
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| I looked so great, so good
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| In a tide, in a cape, in a hood, it was rather inspiring
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| I side eyed a few girls admiring
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| Why you suprised? |
| I’m so fine it’s tiring
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| Anyways I’m getting sidetracked
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| Let me go and get a pint
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| Pinky promise I’ll be right back
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| Despite the sacrifice of our finest guardians
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| We could not stop the scarlet army rising
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| From the ashes of the darkness
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| The tower fell, the city rushed
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| Our homes are crushed to dust
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| Plus my stuff, now I was salty before
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| But now I’ve had just enough
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| I mean who does this stuff?
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| It’s unproductive, plus
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| My stuff!
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| So we’re gonna look for the chump responsible
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| And fffluff him up!
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| And so today we know the name of the heinous foe we
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| Face
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| They call him
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| Gavin?
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| No Gary
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| It’s Gary isn’t it?
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| They call him Ghaul
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| His only goal to cause a fall of all we’ve fought for
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| And war till there’s nothing at all
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| When the Cabal is at the door you look for my support
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| But this time I call on yours
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| You’re probably gonna end up pretty sore
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| These armor plates, they kinda chafe
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| Till your thighs are aching, rubbed really raw
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| Sh! |
| All this tech and we still haven’t developed
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| Any military drawers that’ll win us any wars
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| I’ve been wearing these ones for months!
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| The time is now at hand
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| To avenge the injustice thrust upon us
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| In our final stand
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| I’m a nice guy, so I shan’t tell a white lie
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| Look, you might die
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| But then again, you might survive
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| So like every guide of advice, see the brighter side of life
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| I ask you: who’ll rise and keep aside my side and fight?
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| No hide and seek, dab on the haters
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| Everyday bro, ride or die!
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| This is the law of the jungle
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| As old and as true as the sky
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| The wolf that shall keep it may prosper
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| But the wolf that shall break it must die
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| As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk
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| The law runneth forward and back
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| For the strength of the pack is the wolf
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| And the strength of the wolf is the —
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| Wooooaah!!!
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| Hold on
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| Sorry, sorry, sorry
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| Tripped over the… speaker jack |