
Date of issue: 10.12.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Santa |
Yo it’s Santa, put all your hands up |
Damn, bruh |
This rap track is a banger, standard |
I’m grabbing all the ham in the hamper |
Sipping cognac brandy right out the decanter |
Riding my reindeer about at a canter |
Grabbing Dancer and Prancer’s antlers |
Yank them about for the banter, wow man, I’m random |
Handing bags full of bamboo to pandas |
And I’m giving Bob Ross fans a new canvas |
Is that a happy little cloud or a Santa? |
Dang, it’s the man with the fan club |
From Hampshire to Japan, Uganda, Rwanda, Sri Lanka |
Merry Christmas, happy Hannukah, Kwanzaa |
As-salaam-alaikum, namaste, gouranga |
Thank ya, or in Frankfurt: «Danke» |
Because having good manners? |
That’s gangsta |
Got a lap dance from an Elf up in Lapland |
Told me she’s a bad lass, and I’d have to spank her |
What’s good for the goose isn’t bad for the gander |
Ho ho ho is the fat man’s mantra |
Oop, that’s another scandal |
I’ll hand to my manager to handle and come up with an angle |
Like I’m a really nice version of Abu Hamza |
Snow hiding my dandruff |
Don’t come down a chimney, that’ll land you in handcuffs |
Sorry Dorothy, we’re not in Kansas |
Cancer’s starting a stanza that’s starker than Sansa |
Or the seedier parts of Atlanta |
Sex and the City cast: Parker, Samantha |
Don’t let them tell you that you can’t, 'cause you can |
And if the other kids in class say Santa’s a sham |
Tell them: That’s fake news! |
Sad! |
Propaganda! |
People are mistaken in believing that Australia’s |
Capital city’s Sydney, it’s actually Canberra |
Jacksfilms, Dan Bull, assholes, cameras |
Don’t read the comments 'cause they’re bad for your grammar |
Reading all your letters and their spelling got me anxious |
#YIAY, let Jack find the answers |
I invented product placement, ooh, Fanta |
That’ll go well with a Chandler lasagne |
Now I’m amped up, and that’s just a sampler |
Of sounds that I’m sticking in your hippocampus |
It is a Christmas bonanza, extravaganza |
And damn, it feels good to be a Santa (yeah) |
Damn, it feels good to be a Santa |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom | 2014 |
I've Got a Bone | 2020 |
Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom | 2020 |
Dungeon Keeper | 2015 |
San Andreas | 2017 |
Junkrap | 2021 |
Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap | 2018 |
I'm Heading Out (Of My Mind) | 2023 |
I'm a Zombie | 2021 |
A Purpose for New London ft. The Stupendium | 2020 |
Enderman Rap ft. Rockit Gaming | 2017 |
10 Years of Borderlands | 2019 |
We Told You So ft. Dan Bull | 2022 |
Hades Gonna Hate | 2022 |
The Outer Worlds | 2020 |
The Arch-Illager | 2021 |
The New Colossus ft. Machinae Supremacy | 2018 |
You're Special! | 2016 |
Dishonored | 2014 |
Salty Seamen | 2024 |