
Date of issue: 23.01.2018
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Chill Winston |
Banana |
I fancy a banana |
Ay, mankind’s finest age |
Will be when animals are no longer confined to cages |
So, let’s find a way 'cause a gorilla isn’t a violent ape |
Until you give it ammunition, trigger primal rage! |
Meaning your life’s arriving at it’s final stage |
Look, your spine’ll break, that’s what I’m trying to say |
He can suddenly change from all-sedate to more enraged |
Than a horny Gigantopithecus from a prehistoric age |
But his call of nature’s way more than just to fornicate |
More than brawn, more than brain |
Born in jail and enslaved |
All the same, saw a way |
To maul and break the ball and chain |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
All gorilla, no filler |
Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner |
So, when he’s setting up a clever experiment |
That’s when this fellow’s in his chemical element |
Does everything for the betterment of everybody |
To be honest, there’s no better buddy |
'Cause he’s bloody excellent |
If you’re desperate for actual protection |
Then I guess that it’s the natural selection |
No matter whatever you are |
It’s rare that you’re really as hard as a gorilla in armour |
We’ll win in an instant when Winston’s bananas |
If you find you’re in a dire predicament, don’t rely on ignorance |
Get the iron fisted scientist to try and fix it up |
Normalizing vital signs and firing cylinders to silliness |
This is survival of the fittest, gorillas are winning it |
Come in his kingdom, killing his kinsmen |
You’re gonna take an L as big as Hillary Clinton |
That’s not cool, like calling a Native American an Indian |
Or just living in Swindon |
What’s weirder than the appearance of Tilda Swinton? |
All will be revealed, hear me tell the tale of Winston |
He’s a nutter, hugging a tub of peanut butter |
Wrecking the base on any stage like he was Geezer Butler |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
All gorilla, no filler |
Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner |
You might find him in the lab, writing in a pad |
Or outside going quite gorilla mad |
Frightening the baddest of the fighters in the match |
'Til they’re begging for him to be nerfed |
«We'd like another patch!» |
But it might come back to bite him in the ass |
They still find they’re coming last, they should try another class |
Fact; |
when Overwatch comes at you with a giant posse |
You’ll see gorillas in the midst, Dian Fossey |
Doomfist was an opportunist |
Ruthless 'til Winston came along and gave the plot a new twist |
Studying a lexigram to journey to the West and grab |
A tesla cannon barrier projector, get the best of Talon |
Genetically altered to wreck and never falter |
Successfully setting up a drone to rock Gibraltar |
For Overwatch, it ultimately led to their recovery |
Imagination is the essence of discovery! |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
All gorilla, no filler |
Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
Woo! |
Bananananananananananananananananas |
All gorilla, no filler |
Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner |
Banana, banana |
Banana, banana |
Banana, banana |
Banana, banana |
I fancy a banana |
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