| Banana
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| I fancy a banana
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| Ay, mankind’s finest age
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| Will be when animals are no longer confined to cages
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| So, let’s find a way 'cause a gorilla isn’t a violent ape
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| Until you give it ammunition, trigger primal rage!
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| Meaning your life’s arriving at it’s final stage
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| Look, your spine’ll break, that’s what I’m trying to say
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| He can suddenly change from all-sedate to more enraged
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| Than a horny Gigantopithecus from a prehistoric age
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| But his call of nature’s way more than just to fornicate
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| More than brawn, more than brain
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| Born in jail and enslaved
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| All the same, saw a way
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| To maul and break the ball and chain
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| All gorilla, no filler
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| Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner
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| So, when he’s setting up a clever experiment
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| That’s when this fellow’s in his chemical element
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| Does everything for the betterment of everybody
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| To be honest, there’s no better buddy
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| 'Cause he’s bloody excellent
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| If you’re desperate for actual protection
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| Then I guess that it’s the natural selection
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| No matter whatever you are
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| It’s rare that you’re really as hard as a gorilla in armour
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| We’ll win in an instant when Winston’s bananas
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| If you find you’re in a dire predicament, don’t rely on ignorance
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| Get the iron fisted scientist to try and fix it up
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| Normalizing vital signs and firing cylinders to silliness
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| This is survival of the fittest, gorillas are winning it
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| Come in his kingdom, killing his kinsmen
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| You’re gonna take an L as big as Hillary Clinton
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| That’s not cool, like calling a Native American an Indian
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| Or just living in Swindon
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| What’s weirder than the appearance of Tilda Swinton?
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| All will be revealed, hear me tell the tale of Winston
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| He’s a nutter, hugging a tub of peanut butter
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| Wrecking the base on any stage like he was Geezer Butler
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| All gorilla, no filler
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| Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner
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| You might find him in the lab, writing in a pad
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| Or outside going quite gorilla mad
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| Frightening the baddest of the fighters in the match
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| 'Til they’re begging for him to be nerfed
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| «We'd like another patch!»
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| But it might come back to bite him in the ass
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| They still find they’re coming last, they should try another class
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| Fact; |
| when Overwatch comes at you with a giant posse
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| You’ll see gorillas in the midst, Dian Fossey
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| Doomfist was an opportunist
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| Ruthless 'til Winston came along and gave the plot a new twist
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| Studying a lexigram to journey to the West and grab
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| A tesla cannon barrier projector, get the best of Talon
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| Genetically altered to wreck and never falter
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| Successfully setting up a drone to rock Gibraltar
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| For Overwatch, it ultimately led to their recovery
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| Imagination is the essence of discovery!
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| All gorilla, no filler
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| Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| Woo!
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| Bananananananananananananananananas
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| All gorilla, no filler
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| Part guerilla killer, part Nobel Prize show winner
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| Banana, banana
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| Banana, banana
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| Banana, banana
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| Banana, banana
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| I fancy a banana |