| I’m flossing
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| Open wide
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| You may feel a small amount of discomfort
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| As I sink my teeth, into this issue
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| Fucking let’s go!
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| Oi. |
| I was a jolly good child
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| But never had a Hollywood smile
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| I probably should be bothered but I’m not
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| 'Cause my gob is just part of my ebullient style
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| Charmingly funny and vile
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| Like Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle
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| Met a woman, it was good for a while
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| Then I grinned and had her running a mile
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| Ugh… look at all that spit
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| I’ve got a mouth like a Sarlacc Pit
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| I look a bit like I was kicked to the kerb
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| And my teeth took it worse than the Tarmac I bit
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| I’m a little bit Ricky Gervais
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| If he was hit with a brick in the face
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| Dirty cunt
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| Perverted version of Kirsten Dunst
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| But worse in person 'cause of a certain oniony pungence
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| Line up girls, who’s first in front?
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| Got a tongue like a Persian rug
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| Fuck mouthwash, pass the detergent *glug*
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| This is urgent look, get a surgeon booked
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| Who can work with the curtains shut
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| Too squeamish to floss, bleeding is gross
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| So please just leave me to rot
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| 'Cause believe it or not
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| I really am reasonably pleased with the teeth that I’ve got
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| Don’t give a fuck whether you’re a fan of mine
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| Stop… Arm &Hammer time
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| You’re jelly of my British teeth
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| I’m a vicious beast
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| If you do not like my music
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| Then it’s obvious that you are just too jelly of my British teeth
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| I’m a vicious beast, I’m a vicious beast
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| I’m a vicious beast, I’m a vicious beast with British teeth
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| Got them whitened, I might get them straightened
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| But I kind of like to frighten the states with them
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| And would Amy Winehouse
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| Have sounded the same without the wide mouth?
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| And the same applies to Shane MacGowan
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| John Lydon, Clint Howard
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| Think «Lemmy meets Steve Buscemi»
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| I can already see your semi
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| See you’re jelly of my British teeth aplenty
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| See your envy
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| I’m the MVP of dentistry on the NHS
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| My teeth are sexy
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| I bring the Aquafreshest raps
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| Grinning like a Cheshire Cat
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| Fuck your feckless standards of beauty
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| You can shut your precious mouth
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| My dentist was the gentlest
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| She never did a thing that was senseless
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| She sensibly selected medical consensus over aesthetic pretenses
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| Regarding hygiene my teeth are quite clean
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| But far from the whitest I’ve seen
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| They used to be white, now they’re yellowing
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| Maturing like Cheddar and mellowing
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| Developing into better things
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| They’re getting ever more menacing
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| Snapping like a terrapin
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| When I’m dead, I’ll be outlived by my skeleton
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| You’re just jelly of my British teeth
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| I’m a vicious beast
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| If you do not like my music
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| Then it’s obvious that you are just too jelly of my British teeth
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| I’m a vicious beast, I’m a vicious beast
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| I’m a vicious beast, I’m a vicious beast with British teeth |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song British Teeth , by - Dan Bull. Song from the album Hip Hop Hooray, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп