| Hello children
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| I hope you’re sitting comfortably
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| I want to tell you a story of a fellow called Henry
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| And a devil called Bendy
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| Henry thought his life was sorted
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| Quite looked forward to retirement
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| 'Til he was drawn back
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| Right into a violent environment
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| One peculiar day
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| Henry received a strange invitation
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| To revisit the place
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| He used to work on animation
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| It came from Joey Drew
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| Explained; |
| «I've something to show you»
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| But was it remotely true?
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| Only Joey knew the true motive
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| Provoking him to open up the workshop
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| Soaked in ink and slowly sinking lower
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| Since the first drop
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| In thirty years, it’s only got worse
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| Is this a dream?
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| Has it really been so long
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| Since our little demon hit the scene? |
| And
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| Kicked off a whole new industry
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| A star of cinema screen
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| Brought to life until we saw
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| The darkness in between
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| Blacker than a lung packed with tobacco, tar and nicotine
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| You’ll have to grab the scattered parts and start the ink machine
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| This is so sick to see
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| No, Joey, don’t do this to me
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| There are some grisly things
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| I’d rather keep a mystery
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| Why are we here?
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| Drowning in fear of the darkest kind
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| It’s kind of weird
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| But I’m sure that I’ve been here some time before
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| You’re drawn into the darkness
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| Floor full of pools and oozing tar pits
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| What awful décor, who’ll renew the carpets
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| Who’ll remove the carcass, who’s the loony artist?
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| Ooh
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| All the horrors engulf
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| What have they done to poor Boris the Wolf?
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| It’s rather heartless
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| I wouldn’t bother to see if he’s got any pulse
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| This was a repulsive ritual
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| Committed by sick individuals
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| And if you falter trying to halt them
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| Then they’ll get you all
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| Come on, professor, turn on the pressure
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| Unless you’re utterly stuck
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| Perhaps you need a wee refresher
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| Yes, sir, well, it’ll be my pleasure
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| The liquid leaking from the dresser
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| Isn’t bleeding ketchup
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| Now, clean this mess up
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| He’s chasing you, the Dancing Demon
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| You’ve eaten too much bacon soup
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| Your pants are creaming
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| That’s a meme, innit?
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| So, don’t let me catch you stealing it
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| So, what if it’s only a cartoon?
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| There’s nothing we shan’t do to harm you
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| If you can’t prove, you are tuned for part two
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| We’re dropping deeper into the ether
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| Where we will be unlocking the secret of the machine
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| I didn’t believe it either
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| Intriguing teasers seemed to be there
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| Leading me to seek the reason
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| For the secretions of this evil creature
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| Why are we here?
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| Drowning in fear of the darkest kind
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| It’s kind of weird
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| But I’m sure that I’ve been here some time before
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| You’re drawn into the storyboard
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| Calling you through doors, you’re falling through the floorboards
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| I know you’re phobic of the oozing dark
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| So, here’s a complimentary entry to the abuse-ment park, hah! |