
Date of issue: 25.02.2015
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
Battle for the Planetside |
I’ll nuke the New Conglomerate |
I’m a Super-Don with it |
Apocalyptic popping clips like chewing gum |
And if the Vanu Sovereignty obviously got to be cross at me |
It’s because I’m possibly one of the |
Hottest technology properties you’ve probably seen |
You never can touch this |
I’m a fellow to crush gits with every couplet |
So bell up the Terran Republic |
And tell them they’re getting their nuts kicked |
You’re outnumbered and down for the count |
Fumbling around as it is getting louder |
The sound of my sunderer |
Thunderclouds are coming, so get underground or something |
‘Cause I’m the real deal, sealed your fate |
Best stay at your warp gate |
My method of taking you out’s in really rather poor taste |
I leave you sautéed, NS-60 brought flames |
Then I bring it back again like this upcoming chord change |
Sign up |
To the battle for the Planetside |
This is a theatre of war, not a pantomime |
Think you can hack it? |
Only the baddest can apply |
So back up and decide: what kind of man am I? |
A brand new kind of interplanetary samurai |
The type to ram your mind into a brand new paradigm |
And if the damn reply is yes, then get down to the Planetside |
If the damn reply is yes, then get down to the Planetside |
I use a flash and flank, shoot your battletank |
Boost my battle rank, boot a frag into your ranks |
A brutal hacky sack, you losers poo your pants |
Nappy rash |
Action-packed |
This isn’t a hack and slash, you need precision for hacking |
Stats seem to indicate the fact you lack panache |
Infiltrators: grab the stash |
Liberator: have to dash |
Back to the Harasser fast |
Mission failure? |
Nah, we passed |
And smack the actual crap from your candy ass |
People get mad at me for repeating: «Do you have any batteries?» |
Like Peter Griffin, I’ll leave you grabbing your knee in agony |
Sign up |
To the battle for the Planetside |
This is a theatre of war, not a pantomime |
Think you can hack it? |
Only the baddest can apply |
So back up and decide: what kind of man am I? |
A brand new kind of interplanetary samurai |
The type to ram your mind into a brand new paradigm |
And if the damn reply is yes, then get down to the Planetside |
If the damn reply is yes, then get down to the Planetside |
Choose your side |
Get down to the Planetside |
And fight |
We need you, soldier |
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