
Date of issue: 23.01.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Dan Bull
Song language: English
It's Bloody Roadhog |
It’s bloody Roadhog |
Ay, it’s Chad and I’m really fat |
It’s bloody Roadhog |
You know, I kind of look like Roadhog |
Is this, is this why you asked me |
To be part of your Roadhog rap, Dan? |
It’s bloody Roadhog, that bloke what don’t knock the door |
Before he blows all your clothes off, so what? |
Your number’s up like he’s scrolling through your phone log |
You’re just another Joe Bloggs, learning that there’s no God |
Twisted Jehovah’s witness sticking shit through your postbox |
Hopping on the chopper, rode off, you know he won’t stop |
For nothing but a robbery, a sloppy joe or blowjob |
The saggy pantsed avalanche to your snow-drop |
Flows hotter than a smoke shop stove top |
Big belly flopping, stopping any deadly bowshot |
He’s his own boss, road up to a roadblock |
And told cops he’s robbing them |
So sorry for the hold up, oh fu- |
Rock and roll, frog and toad |
Hot and cold, lock and load |
No one else gotten close, bruv |
Heavy as a truck, rigged up, fingerless gloves |
Knuckle dusters and a thumb ring, ready to ruck big |
Going up against this bugger is a tough gig |
Feel the hooks dig, bleeding like a stuck pig |
Grammatic anarchist, no fucks gived |
Oh no, he didn’t go there, he just did! |
Alright, I’m gonna do the Roadhog thing |
Okay, you ready? |
Just when you reckon this rap’s run amok |
I pull a Roadhog and drag you right back with the hook |
Roadhog, it’s bloody Roadhog |
Stopping your life story during the prologue |
Roadhog, it’s bloody Roadhog |
Nothing but flows, no build-up and no drop |
Roadhog, it’s bloody Roadhog |
You can go sod yourself with your own knob |
Down and dirty, below the belt is how he fights |
Gut busting, belly button is the outie-type |
As if his belt size isn’t an unhealthy sign |
Why lose weight now? |
Another day there’ll still be time |
He’ll be fine, filthy minded, filthy swine |
Guilty of crimes of the kill people kind |
Messy pig, prime specimen, try and get him in a bind |
And you’re like to find your lifeline lessening |
Lying little swines, I’ve a life lesson, listen in |
When life gives you lemons, make a mess of 'em |
When you’re contaminated with that much radiation |
You’ll have to gas mask your face up to save your bacon |
When people are face to face with a danger dealer |
They could either make a meal of it or take a breather |
Break a case of beer, chase it with a plate of quesadilla |
Taste the meat, appreciate the flavour, bacon squealer |
An impatiant diva meets an Australian geezer |
Then eats enough greasy stuff to create a seizure |
Blazing reefers then blaming the red eye on hay fever |
Don’t know if you’re gonna use this |
But if it’s fucking garbage, be honest |
Yeah, I know, I didn’t think that punch line was great either |
Just when you reckon this rap’s run amok |
I pull a Roadhog and drag you right back with the hook |
Roadhog, it’s bloody Roadhog |
Stopping your life story during the prologue |
Roadhog, it’s bloody Roadhog |
Nothing but flows, no build-up and no drop |
Roadhog, it’s bloody Roadhog |
You can go sod yourself with your own knob |
Just when you reckon this rap’s run amok |
I pull a Roadhog and drag you right back with the hook |
Roadhog, it’s bloody Roadhog |
Stopping your life story during the prologue |
Roadhog, it’s bloody Roadhog |
Nothing but flows, no build-up and no drop |
Roadhog, it’s bloody Roadhog |
You can go sod yourself with your own knob |
Was, was that loud enough? |
I’ll do those last lines one more time |
I’ll try to sound more obnoxious |
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