Lyrics of Ven Y Critícame - Calle 13

Ven Y Critícame (original)

Nera, a mi no me señales
Que me bajes el dedo, que no me señales
Bajame el dedito ese, ahora
Ven y criticame, yo soy asi
Yo soy asi, pues porque si
Y asi naci asi, me crie asi
Me vo' a morir asi, oh si
Ven y criticame, yo soy asi
Yo soy asi, pues porque si
Y asi naci asi, me crie asi
Me vo' a morir asi, oh si
Yo soy el que nadie entiende, el loco demente
La voz del pueblo, el mas buena gente
Todo lo que yo te hable va a ser desagradable
Muy inteligente y supuestamente, poco saludable
Gracias a mis insultos, los niños tiene q escucharme bajo la
Supervision de un adulto
A los que me critican, a veces me dan ganas de tener una
Varita magica
Para convertirlos en rana y sentarlos en el marco de mi ventana
Y volarles la cabeza, como se la volo nirvana
Pero yo soy un tipo tranquilo, calmado, quieto, bastante pasivo
Con casi nadie me meto
Excepto con los religiosos, regetoneros, politicos
Moralistas, posda, el fbi, la policia y por ahi sigue la lista
En una misma oracion repito mil veces la palabra a fuego
Me gusta ver television mientras me toco los huevos
Me gusta olerme los sobacos a ver como huelen
Tambien admito que antes escuchaba a van helen
Siempre sufro de insomnio le tengo miedo al matrimonio
Antes de casarme, prefiero pelear con 20 demonios
Morir de una sobredosis, tirarme 10 paraplegicas
Vender un millon de copias con una letra generica
Ven y criticame, yo soy asi
Yo soy asi, pues porque si
Y asi naci asi, me crie asi
Me vo' a morir asi, oh si
Ven y criticame, yo soy asi
Yo soy asi, pues porque si
Y asi naci asi, me crie asi
Me vo' a morir asi, oh si
Estudie en escuela publica y tambien en privada
Por eso es que en la calle me salen bien la jugadas
A veces los del barrio tiene la idea equivocada
Y no saben que mi derecha baja igual de pesada
Soy clase media baja, desde la placenta
Toda mi vida trabaje, para pagar la renta
Ando sin reloj, no tengo calendario
No creo en los modales, ni tampoco en diccionarios
Creo que a veces me paso de la raya con mi letra violenta
Tambien creo que no voy a llegar hasta los 40, no me importa
Si todo lo que escribo a ustedes los ofende
Tampoco me importa un carajo si este disco vende
Si yo quisiera vender algo montaba una tienda
Prefiero regalarte musica, aunque tu no la entiendas
Yo digo 50 malas palabras por segundo
Porque la verdad es que me gustaria cambiar este puto mundo
Vivir una vida real como un ataque al corazon
Real como tener sexo sin condon
Real como cualquier barrio de cualquier planeta
Real como mis hermanas, que no se han hecho las tetas
Me gusta que por mi discutan y que se peleen
Tambien me gusta que me aplaudan y que me abucheen
Me gusta dar lo que doy, me gusta ir donde voy
Me gusta ser com soy, asi que, oye
Ven y criticame, yo soy asi
Yo soy asi, pues porque si
Y asi naci asi, me crie asi
Me vo' a morir asi, oh si
Ven y criticame, yo soy asi
Yo soy asi, pues porque si
Y asi naci asi, me crie asi
Me vo' a morir asi, oh si

(translation)

Nera, don't point at me
That you lower your finger, that you do not point at me
Put down that little finger, now
Come and criticize me, I am like that
I'm like this, because yes
And so I was born like this, I grew up like this
I'm going to die like this, oh yes
Come and criticize me, I am like that
I'm like this, because yes
And so I was born like this, I grew up like this
I'm going to die like this, oh yes
I am the one that nobody understands, the crazy insane
The voice of the people, the best people
Everything that I speak to you is going to be unpleasant
Very smart and supposedly unhealthy
Thanks to my insults, the children have to listen to me under the
Adult supervision
To those who criticize me, sometimes it makes me want to have a
Magic wand
To turn them into frogs and sit them on my window frame
And blow their heads off, like nirvana blew it off
But I'm a quiet guy, calm, still, quite passive
I mess with hardly anyone
Except with the religious, regetoneros, politicians
Moralists, posda, the fbi, the police and the list goes on there
In the same sentence I repeat the word fire a thousand times
I like to watch television while I touch my balls
I like to smell my armpits to see how they smell
I also admit that I used to listen to van helen
I always suffer from insomnia I'm afraid of marriage
Before I get married, I'd rather fight 20 demons
Die of an overdose, shoot 10 paraplegics
Sell ​​a million copies with a generic letter
Come and criticize me, I am like that
I'm like this, because yes
And so I was born like this, I grew up like this
I'm going to die like this, oh yes
Come and criticize me, I am like that
I'm like this, because yes
And so I was born like this, I grew up like this
I'm going to die like this, oh yes
Study in public school and also in private
That's why the plays go well for me on the street
Sometimes those in the neighborhood have the wrong idea
And they don't know that my right hand goes down just as heavy
I'm lower middle class, from the placenta
All my life I worked, to pay the rent
I walk without a watch, I have no calendar
I don't believe in manners, nor in dictionaries
I think sometimes I go too far with my violent lyrics
I also think I won't make it to 40, I don't care
If everything I write to you offends you
I also don't give a fuck if this record sells
If I wanted to sell something, I would set up a store
I prefer to give you music, even if you don't understand it
I say 50 bad words per second
Because the truth is that I would like to change this fucking world
Living a real life like a heart attack
Real how to have sex without a condom
Real like any neighborhood on any planet
Real like my sisters, who haven't had their boobs done
I like that they argue and fight for me
I also like to be applauded and booed
I like to give what I give, I like to go where I go
I like being who I am, so hey
Come and criticize me, I am like that
I'm like this, because yes
And so I was born like this, I grew up like this
I'm going to die like this, oh yes
Come and criticize me, I am like that
I'm like this, because yes
And so I was born like this, I grew up like this
I'm going to die like this, oh yes