Ahh, there's always fucking shit with this
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There's always a bastard going on
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And fucking with me vettu
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I must never be really happy and happy
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No!
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Verse 1
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When you have fought
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Received with the bride from the tavern
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And you are so horny like that - yes, all the way to the north
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Yes you know how it feels
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But then the bride says
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"No I have menstruation" no but damn
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She's gonna give a damn!
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When you are baked
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Been awake for a day
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And go to bed
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And falls asleep easily from the weight of the eyelid
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But then it knocks on the shit
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Outside stands a bundle of Jehovah's Witnesses
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They'll give it to you!
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When you and the polar bear
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Will go down to Halmstad
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Meet brides you have talked to on the Internet and take a chance
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But then the phone rings
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You pick up your phone
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Then the polar bear says that he is banging out
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He's going to give it to you!
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When to soften
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Take it easy in front of your TV
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Bullet up with chips and Coke
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Last night you are free
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But storm full of friends in
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And clears away with everything
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They'll give it to you!
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Ref
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It's just fucking up all the time now
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It's a normal day
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That's what happens sometimes
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One refuses to believe it is true
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Ge is now!
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And stop fucking for me!
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Verse 2
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Yesterday was the girlfriend
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And party around the city streets
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And the next day you sit in front of your tough computer
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Looking at pictures
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Do you see the girl drinking body shots from the inside guy
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She's gonna give a damn!
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You're talking to a sexy one
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Really beautiful girl
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You said come with me home
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And the girl's both eyes loose
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You do your thing
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And she gets dressed and goes
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Then you find out she was 14 years old
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She's gonna give a damn!
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When you are drunk
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And goes from the party to the tavern
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You're having fun
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Go with your hassle
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And is probably the happiest on earth
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Should go in but feel a grip in your hand
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Oh, there's the guard
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"You can go a few laps"
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He's going to give it to you!
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You're at a party
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Sitting and talking with a flame
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Seems willing
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So you think I'm taking her and no one else
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Everyone leaves but you are left sitting alone in there
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But who comes in then
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Yes, her boyfriend
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He's going to give it to you!
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Ref
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Verse 3
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Once you have borrowed the car
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By your mother for a few hours
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Will run into Konsum
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Buy some filet and ham
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When you come out, you get pissed
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Drops the file
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There is Lisa patching the car
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You should give a damn!
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You are in the seal drunk hungry
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And will eat pizza
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Have been waiting for hours for that bastard
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And you get the last one
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But then trouble starts
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Of a few zeros
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If you push, you drop the pizza straight on the floor
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They'll give it to you!
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When to fly charter plane
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Down to Turkey
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You have sat there in the chair
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But then you are constantly disturbed
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Of him in front and his sounds
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When he pours with the seat
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He's going to give it to you!
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Once you have brought home a girl
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From the party you are drunk
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You start kissing kissing caressing
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And will even zero
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But then the phone rings someone whispers
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That yesterday he and Tete Airgo Larrie were there whipping
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They should have given a damn!
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Ref |