Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?, artist - Bloodhound Gang. Album song One Fierce Beer Coaster, in the genre Альтернатива
Date of issue: 31.12.1995
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? |
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor |
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca |
The doctor said sir you’re misled sir which infers you mistook me |
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie |
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son |
He’s looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one |
To put it mild your new-born child’s completely nutty fu-fu lookin' |
I’d shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Ain’t brushed them teeth since 1983 |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause you’re white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby |
Why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali |
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there’s a lot more wrong with you |
So back me up Bill yea and you’re ugly too |
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese |
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans |
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies |
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie |
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don’t understand |
Why I’m scorned like I’m deformed like the Elephant Man |
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first |
But at least this time I didn’t find my date in the back of a hearse |
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink |
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink |
I know I’m known as Polaroid I’m not a total retard |
It’s cause I’m done in sixty seconds and you’ll still want it enlarged |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky |
Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased |
And he breaks into the Professor’s lab and makes some LSD |
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper’s brains then beats Ginger with coconuts |
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut |
Oh he’ll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be |
And like a postal clerk I’ll go beserk if you don’t stop teasing me |
See the trick is only pick on those that can’t do you no harm |
Like the drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm |
The drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm |
The drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm |
The drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm |
The drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm |
The drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm |
The drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm |
The drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm |
The drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Ain’t brushed them teeth since 1983 |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause you’re white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady |
But why’s everbody always pickin' on me? |
Cause no one likes you monkey boy. |