Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Right Turn Clyde, artist - Bloodhound Gang. Album song Hooray For Boobies, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 03.10.1999
Record label: A Geffen Records Release;
Song language: English
Right Turn Clyde |
Times new roman you know the type |
Calling me public enemy, but dont believe the hype |
Tough guy like the one in «star 80"wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink |
Shoulders got a chip so you flip like a tiddlywink |
Know what I think? |
I think you might be darwins missing link |
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a shrinky dink |
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit |
Completely incompatible though Im a pussy and youre a dick |
How can you hold a grudge when you cant even hold a job? |
Should have known butter but youre not corn on the cob |
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord |
If I wanted to see stars Ill watch the «academy awards» |
Thats why I ran like a flock of seagulls why make-up like mary kay? |
You mustve given up on hair plugs cause now youre going toupee |
All in all youre just another dick with no balls |
All in all youre just another dick with no balls |
Mama said talk this out and resolve |
Dont wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve |
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool |
Half with it half wit half finished high school |
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered |
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like em battered |
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel |
Wheres your brother daryl? |
wheres your other brother daryl? |
Givin me that macho man randy savage stare |
Wanna snap into a slim jim break my limbs but do I care? |
No sorry Im a lover not a fighter commit your crime |
Ill be glad to do your girlfriend, Ill be glad that you do time |
Heres the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum |
Now we both got records but the difference is mines platinum |
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone |
When youre choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chickens bone |
All in all youre just another dick with no balls |
All in all youre just another dick with no balls |
Right turn clyde |
Right turn clyde |
Right turn clyde |
Right turn clyde |