
Date of issue: 31.12.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny |
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog |
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg |
Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seeing God |
Cause girl I’ll get you panting like you’re Pavlov’s dog |
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down |
But baby your black box is the one that I found |
I’ll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won’t cost you any money |
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny |
So down I go like I’m 2000 Flushes |
I can tell I’m doing something right by the way that she blushes |
She’s the one that’s speechless, I’m the one that’s tongue tied |
She’s thinking holy mackerel I’m thinking tuna on the side |
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino’s nose |
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes |
Yeah I’m snorkeling for clams and it doesn’t matter if I wanna be |
Don’t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny |
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base |
I can tell the cherry’s ripe by the way it tastes |
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties |
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty |
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base |
I can tell the cherry’s ripe by the way it tastes |
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties |
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty |
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