Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny, artist - Bloodhound Gang. Album song Show Us Your Hits, in the genre ПанкKiss Me Where It Smells Funny |
| You came twice last year like a Sears catalog |
| Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg |
| Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seeing God |
| Cause girl I’ll get you panting like you’re Pavlov’s dog |
| Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down |
| But baby your black box is the one that I found |
| I’ll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won’t cost you any money |
| Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny |
| So down I go like I’m 2000 Flushes |
| I can tell I’m doing something right by the way that she blushes |
| She’s the one that’s speechless, I’m the one that’s tongue tied |
| She’s thinking holy mackerel I’m thinking tuna on the side |
| There must be something wrong with Al Pacino’s nose |
| Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes |
| Yeah I’m snorkeling for clams and it doesn’t matter if I wanna be |
| Don’t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny |
| Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base |
| I can tell the cherry’s ripe by the way it tastes |
| Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties |
| And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty |
| Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base |
| I can tell the cherry’s ripe by the way it tastes |
| Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties |
| And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty |
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