
Date of issue: 03.10.1999
Record label: A Geffen Records Release;
Song language: English
The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope |
A is for Apple |
B is for Baloons |
C is for Crayons |
D is for Drums |
Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell. |
One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two |
That’s the year I got here when my dear mother’s water blew |
Not really realizin' the prize that’s been begot to her |
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher |
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me |
I liked me so much I had to buy the company |
Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck |
I’m hard to come by like a straight guy workin' at Starbucks |
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized |
Idolized or despised bet I’m gettin' recognized |
Mount Rushmore it? |
No ignore it can’t rock with no big head |
Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead |
I am the Angel Of Def with my rhymes against humanity |
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity |
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope |
It’s the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope |
Conclusions you drew proportions you blew |
Lost son of Iggy? |
False bigger nose than Ziggy? |
True |
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop’s name is Dick |
Don’t admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic |
Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes |
Don’t want the whole story? |
Should have bought the Cliff Notes |
Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class |
One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend’s ass |
Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke |
I don’t think that I’m a sell-out but I do Enjoy Coke! |
I struck gold but never took it for granite |
That’s how I planned it so can it |
Around the planet fans demand it and you’ll never understand it |
When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium |
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian |
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope |
It’s the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope |
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope |
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope |
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope |
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope |
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope |
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope |
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope |
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope |
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope |
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope |
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope |
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope |
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope |
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope |
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope |
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope |
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