Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Ballad Of Chasey Lain , by - Bloodhound Gang. Song from the album Show Us Your Hits, in the genre ПанкThe Ballad Of Chasey Lain |
| Dear Chasey Lain |
| I wrote to explain |
| I'm your biggest fan |
| I just wanted to ask |
| Could I eat your ass? |
| Write back as soon as you can |
| You've had a lotta dick |
| Had a lotta dick |
| I've had a lotta time |
| Had a lotta time |
| You've had a lotta dick Chasey |
| But you ain't had mine |
| Dear Chasey Lain |
| I wrote to complain |
| Ya never wrote me back |
| How could I ever eat |
| Your ass when ya treat |
| Your biggest fan like that? |
| You've had a lotta dick |
| Had a lotta dick |
| I've had a lotta time |
| Had a lotta time |
| You've had a lotta dick Chasey |
| But you ain't had mine |
| Dear Chasey Lain |
| I wrote to constrain |
| This letter is my last |
| As your biggest fan |
| I must demand |
| You let me eat your ass |
| You've had a lotta dick |
| Had a lotta dick |
| I've had a lotta time |
| Had a lotta time |
| You've had a lotta dick Chasey |
| But you ain't had mine |
| P.S |
| Mom and Dad this is Chasey |
| Chasey this is my mom and dad |
| Now show 'em them titties |
| Now show 'em them titties |
| Would ya fuck me for blow? |
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