Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks, artist - Bloodhound Gang. Album song One Fierce Beer Coaster, in the genre АльтернативаI Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks |
| If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I’ll have the poo-poo platter |
| My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. |
| class |
| Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass |
| I said guys I’m like you I like Monster Trucks too |
| Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? |
| I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks |
| Chicks dig guys that are |
| Queer guys that don’t dig |
| Chicks that don’t dig guys like me See I’m not queer I’m too ugly |
| But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo |
| phony |
| Maybe it’s a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity |
| But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry |
| Scoring with a super model would be easy |
| Cause 'super model’means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with |
| 'super dumb' |
| Ya see I’d be a good listener so she’d treat me like a sister and soon |
| I’d become |
| That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair |
| No it wouldn’t be a week before I’m in her underwear |
| I wish I was queer so I could get chicks |
| Chicks dig guys that are |
| Queer guys that don’t dig |
| Chicks that don’t dig guys like me |
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