
Date of issue: 03.10.1999
Record label: A Geffen Records Release;
Song language: English
Hell Yeah |
Alright now boys and girls we’ve got another story for you now! |
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! |
Hell yeah |
Hell yeah |
Hell yeah |
Hell yeah |
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V. |
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea |
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols |
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible |
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a Speed 2 |
If I were God that’s what I’d do Heavens no Hell yeah |
Hell yeah |
Hell yeah |
Hell yeah |
If I were God I’d get a bunch of slaves to do everything |
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing |
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops |
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap |
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins thou shall not cut Footloose |
If I were God that’s what I’d do Heavens no Hell yeah |
Hell yeah |
Hell yeah |
Hell yeah |
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross |
I’ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off |
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars |
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar? |
To pry these God damn nails out they’re beginning to hurt |
Crucified and all I got was this lousy tee shirt |
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! |
I’ll sing as I’m flogged |
Yeah that’s what I would do if I were God |
So vote for me for Savior and you’ll go to Heaven |
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in Seven |
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick |
You just can’t teach an old God new tricks |
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? |
If I don’t believe in myself would that be blasphemy? |
Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade |
Yeah that’s what I would do if I were God |
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