Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hell Yeah, artist - Bloodhound Gang. Album song Hooray For Boobies, in the genre Иностранный рокHell Yeah |
| Alright now boys and girls we’ve got another story for you now! |
| We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V. |
| Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea |
| If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols |
| And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible |
| Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a Speed 2 |
| If I were God that’s what I’d do Heavens no Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| If I were God I’d get a bunch of slaves to do everything |
| Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing |
| If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops |
| Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap |
| Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins thou shall not cut Footloose |
| If I were God that’s what I’d do Heavens no Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| Hell yeah |
| And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross |
| I’ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off |
| He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars |
| Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar? |
| To pry these God damn nails out they’re beginning to hurt |
| Crucified and all I got was this lousy tee shirt |
| I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! |
| I’ll sing as I’m flogged |
| Yeah that’s what I would do if I were God |
| So vote for me for Savior and you’ll go to Heaven |
| Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in Seven |
| With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick |
| You just can’t teach an old God new tricks |
| But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? |
| If I don’t believe in myself would that be blasphemy? |
| Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade |
| Yeah that’s what I would do if I were God |
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