| I was walking down the street, just a minding my biz
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| I saw this young lady, the ultimate
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| She had a pair of jugs that was so fine
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| Then I took a look at that behind
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| 36−24−36, I looked to her and I said «I need a fix»
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| I asked her the same blahzay, blahzay
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| Her name, where she live, and how much she weigh
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| I got her digits and gave her my 1−800 beeper number
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| You can leave a message under the name of Rhumba
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| I know you’re bugging off, then I will be too
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| But every time she be walking, she turns the heads of the crew
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| Word is bond, I wouldn’t be messing
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| With this girl if I knew she was an adolescent
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| To all the guys over 21, here’s the news:
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| It’s the hip-hop version of the Young Girl Bluez
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| «Huh huh huh, now what was I to do?
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| She’s crying over me and she was feeling blue, I said"(Repeat 4x)
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| As the story goes on, I get a little deeper
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| I got a strange message on my 1−800 beeper
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| Call my looney, crazy, psychotic or dumb
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| But I got a good message from a girl named Rum
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| Come and get me from Mickey D’s at 8
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| That’s where I work after school, pick me up for a date
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| I was so excited that she called my pager
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| But never thought to ask if she was a teenager
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| She mentioned going to school, but I didn’t think it was high
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| If you saw what I saw, then you know why
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| You wouldn’t believe or even think of A bird like that could be a dove
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| I picked her up in my Lexus coupe
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| Only God knows what I’m doing is an oof
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| Am I robbing a cradle? |
| I’m very confused
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| I’m stuck in the middle of the Young Girl Bluez
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| «Huh huh huh, now what was I to do?
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| She’s crying over me and she was feeling blue, I said"(Repeat 4x)
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| Now I was seeing her for about half a year
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| Everything was fine and dandy without shedding a tear
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| Age ain’t nothing but a number, that’s what Chi-Ali said
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| Okay then why don’t you get that through the judge’s head
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| Proceeding along, I must have to say
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| It was coming very close to her birthday
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| I asked «What do you want?"She said «A pair of earrings»
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| I never knew what an avalanche the future brings
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| Her birthday came and she gave a party
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| I arrive kind of late to the place to be People was excited for seeing my face
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| If my mother ever knew I would be a disgrace
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| «How old are you now?"to Rhumba-reen
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| I was in shock when they screamed «Sixteen!»
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| I felt like falling apart when I heard the news
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| This is the never-ending saga of the Young Girl Bluez!
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| «Huh huh huh, now what was I to do?
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| She’s crying over me and she was feeling blue, I said"(Repeat 4x) |