| One, two, whatcha gonna do?
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| I say yes, yes y’all
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| To the beat, all
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| Party-having people guaranteed to be like having a ball
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| We gonna do a little something like this I say…
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| I’m the rap promoter
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| I start to motor
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| Tour from New York to South Dakota
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| Drink ginger ale or root beer soda
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| Never get the girls with the underarm order
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| Put me on water, I’m a good floater
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| When I run for prez, you best be a voter
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| Once knew a girl by the name of Rhoda
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| I watch Star Wars just to see Yoda
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| Or R2-D2 driving down the BQ
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| When I buy franks, I make sure they’re Hebrew
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| When I entertain, and love to treat you
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| Love to see a girl in a nice tight see-through
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| Take her to the crib, turn on the Beta
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| Watch a good flick by Arnold Schwartzenegger
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| Maybe Commando or the Terminator
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| Peace party people, ha ha see you later!
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| Big Daddy, huh huh, my man my mellow
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| Get on the mic cause you know you eat Jell-O
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| Kane:
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| Check it out, y’all
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| You don’t stop
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| Keep on Well it’s the Kane in the flesh
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| Of course I’m fresh
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| Oh you thought that I was rotten?
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| Huh, I beg your pardon
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| To me getting paid and getting busy fall together
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| So a man of my ambiance… never!
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| Could I be weak, why I’m rather unique
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| I got style, flavor, grace, and plus a different technique
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| That I be using and not many can manage
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| So a brother like me, I do damage
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| Just by picking up the mic to go solo
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| I cold turn a party on out, and oh yo
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| I get physical, mystical, very artistical
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| Giving party people something funky to listen to That’s why the other MC’s can’t swing long
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| I stomp them out just like I was King Kong
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| Stepping on roaches, I get ferocious
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| Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious
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| I go on and on and on and
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| Until the bright Shirley Murdock morning
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| Cause I’mma pimp, hear the primp, yes the emp-
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| Eror, bringing much terror in your era
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| I ready, willing and I’m able, so bust a move
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| Never use a barbershop I got my homeboy Smooth
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| Cooling out with the clippers right around the way
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| To keep my fresh Cameo cut every day
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| Like that y’all, it’s like that y’all
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| It’s like thata-the-that, it’s like that y’all
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| Cause I’m the prosecutor taking a stand
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| And, I’m cross-examining you my man
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| The judge and jury, releasing my fury
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| The verdict that I reach for you is rather blurry
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| You see, the name Kane is superior to many people
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| It means King Asiatic Nobody’s Equal
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| I hate to brag, but damn I’m good
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| And if mics were a gun, I’d be Clint Eastwood
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| And if rap was a game, I’d be MVP
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| Most Valuable Poet on the M-I-C
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| Or if rap was a school, I’d be the principal
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| Aw fuck it, the Kane is invincible
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| To be specific, I may die one day
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| But my rhymes will remain like a hieroglyphic
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| It’s a certain special skill that takes much practice
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| I got it good, apparently you lack this
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| So in turn, sit back and learn
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| Listen close, this is for your own concern
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| Let me show you exactly how it’s properly done
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| Lights, camera, action! |